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The Story of Theocles
<Syro> -Trudging forwards, the weight of his huge dick so heavy that it drags across the terrain, the alpha male supreme lord savior Theocles prepared for battle, thrashing his mighty manparts in a display of authority- <Thuban> my dick is the size of an obese mammoth <Akili> -Just stares before quirking a brow, a smirk curling at her muzzle as her eyes narrowed deviously- <Syro> I AM THEOCLES <Syro> MIGHTY LEADER <Thuban> -Thuban stares.- <Syro> FEAR ME WOMAN <Akili> And I am Akili and I am about to kick your mighty ass. <Syro> -backhands her in the face with his dick- <Syro> RESEPECT ME <Syro> RESPECT* <Akili> -snaps her jaws down harshly upon his dick, digging her fangs in brutally- <Akili> -fixes- <Syro> LOL <Syro> Throws his severed testicle down her throat- <Syro> wtf <Syro> now I can't reproduce <Akili> -Huffing as her head flung sideways from being COCKSLAPPED, she snarled and quickly turned her head, slamming her jaws down around his cock so that her teeth dug harshly into the skin of his fucking cock- <Syro> NOoooooooooo <Syro> (actually this will be good for everyone) <Syro> -Unexpectedly, the pain caused an eruptive ejaculation into Akili's mouth, disgusting anyone, really. Tearing his dick from her jaws, he accepted her surrender.- <Akili> -As the ejaculation occured, she found her eyes screwing up before she suddenly gagged and proceeded to projectile vomit all over Theo's face, a shudder rolling down her spine as her nose wrinkled in disgust- <Syro> -kills himself, now that his penis had assumed the shape of a gremlin of some sort. He of course !@#$ed bitches before such because he was the vagina master, but his time as alpha had ended.- <Syro> THE STORY OF THEOCLES <Akili> -Huffing in satisfaction, she grinned and proceeded to trot away, her tail curled over her spine-
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Thuban luvs2sukcock
<Luv2SukCock> umm, want to get down betweey yoour legs <Luv2SukCock> take that hard cock in my hand <Luv2SukCock> start to strok it <Luv2SukCock> put my mouth to your ballsack <Luv2SukCock> begin to lick your nuts <Thuban> oh my god <Susan> Steve, you naughty boy. <Susan> GO TO YOUR ROOM. <Luv2SukCock> feel yur cock jerk in my hand as i suck your balls into my mouth <Thuban> my dick is fat and throbbing <Thuban> like a roast beed sandwich <Thuban> beef <Luv2SukCock> licking under your balls now <Thuban> I have to go now my mom is watching the chat
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When we all realize we’re the only cool people left in RP

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Yes, we think that.
Thuban: What do you think i’m gonna do? Fuck the Klondike Bar?
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WHEN I REALIZED I STARTED RP IN 2006
http://i.imgur.com/zDOMjfY.gifv
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so um that happened
Eno: hello filth Halee: hello slut Eno: hello whore Halee: why are you such a filthy whore? Eno: well Eno: I was born in a brothel Eno: and so I honed my skills Eno: from a young age Eno: im the widest leg spreader in the west Halee: I can tell Halee: But that's okay because i'm the widest leg spreader in the east Eno: come forth Eno: and join me in my quest Eno: for everlasting debauchery Halee: comes forth-
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20 Questions: THE SECRET
[3/28/15, 1:52:30 AM] nemofish: is atshen GOING TO ASK AKILI TO BE HIS MATE [3/28/15, 1:52:57 AM] nemofish: is he going to fuck her [3/28/15, 1:53:30 AM] nemofish: is he going to leave his mate [3/28/15, 1:53:44 AM] nemofish: is he going to kiss her [3/28/15, 1:54:06 AM] nemofish: is he going to leave legacy [3/28/15, 1:54:15 AM] nemofish: is he going to.. have two mates [3/28/15, 1:54:23 AM] nemofish: is he going to.. flirt with her [3/28/15, 1:54:35 AM] nemofish: is he going TO.. HOLD HANDS WITH HER [3/28/15, 1:54:45 AM] nemofish: are they going to reproduce [3/28/15, 1:55:16 AM] nemofish: is he going to leave his mate and start romancing her [3/28/15, 1:55:37 AM] nemofish: he's not going to leave his mate?? [3/28/15, 1:55:47 AM] nemofish: he's.. GOING TO.. WHAT [3/28/15, 1:55:50 AM] nemofish: HES GOING TO LEAVE THEM [3/28/15, 1:56:01 AM] nemofish: HES GOING TO.. HAVE A THREESOME [3/28/15, 1:56:32 AM] nemofish: does he even have a mate [3/28/15, 1:56:39 AM] nemofish: he doesn't have a mate [3/28/15, 1:56:44 AM] nemofish: he has a mate [3/28/15, 1:56:50 AM] nemofish: ... [3/28/15, 1:56:59 AM] nemofish: AKILI HAS A MATE [3/28/15, 1:57:09 AM] nemofish: atshen's mate has a mate [3/28/15, 1:57:17 AM] nemofish: atshen's mate IS LEAVING HIM
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BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: NYX AND BAE CALL IT QUITS
cuz my source has not contacted me in several days, we must assume that bromeo is no more.
Tweens all over the world mourn. Also Zayn left 1D. #cry.
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INTIMATE MOMENT
Eno: It’s time to seeeep.
Neo: Yassssss.
Eno: Let’s go to bed.
Neo: Yes its time to go.
Eno: No don’t let me go.
Neo: I have to let you go....forever.
Neo: I DONT KNOW WHAT THE !#@$ IM SAYING LETS GO TO SLEEP.
Eno: WOW THAT WAS INTIMATE.
Neo: yassssss.
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GOOD POINT
sebright (9:24:32 PM): why weebly sirdrizzle (9:24:38 PM): why not weebly sebright (9:24:50 PM): oh ok you make a good point sebright (9:24:52 PM): Sure, I can join.
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SIMS 4 vs School
[3:33:49 PM] Halee: FINALS [3:33:49 PM] Eno: sims is lyfe [3:33:49 PM] Halee: NOW [3:33:51 PM] Halee: MUST [3:33:51 PM] Eno: sims [3:33:51 PM] Halee: DO [3:33:51 PM] Eno: sims [3:33:52 PM] Halee: PREPARE [3:33:53 PM] Eno: sims [3:33:54 PM] Eno: sims [3:33:55 PM] Halee: FINALS [3:33:56 PM] Halee: FINALS [3:33:58 PM] Halee: FINALS [3:33:58 PM] Halee: FINALS [3:34:00 PM] Halee: FINALS
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BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: NYX AND BAE ON THE ROCKS
An inside source has told us that Nyx and his bae have reportedly not spoke with each other in hours. Only time will tell if this relationship survives the cut.
MORE TO BE REPORTED ON THIS BREAKING NEWS UPDATE.
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boner gone
<Atshen> licks bach- you sure you don't want any of this action? <Romeo> im only eight guys what the fuck. <Eno> wow <Bacchus> wiggles- <Eno> all this fighting <Eno> has put me out of the mood <Eno> maybe later <Akili> -Wiggles her hips suggestively for all of her FAMILY- <Bacchus> ._______. <Atshen> boner gone <Bacchus> wanders off- <Bacchus> bye <Thuban> What the fuck <Eno> lmfao <Eno> Ats <Eno> let's go make out <Akili> I have that effect on people <Atshen> it's LMAO. yeah let's go <Eno> ok <Eno> -grabs his paw and goes- <Bacchus> bye dad and brother!! <Atshen> wanders after-
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BREAKING NEWS: NEO COCK PICKS LEAKED
cyn is like really excited
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