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Lily is now over at @didntchoosethislife

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Reblog this if you're crossover friendly. Sometimes we might not be familiar with a fandom or franchise but still be interested in interacting with a muse regardless.

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//I have lily muse.... I don’t know how long that is gonna last. But usually over at @technopathicredhead @scarredfeathers @melodicocean Or DM me for discord otherwise Like for a starter

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i think the funniest thing about this site is how people will get annoyed by things and try to make that a moral issue like it's actually problematic to be annoying online or whatever because this is tumblr. i'm annoying. you're annoying. we're all annoying.

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The "if they got married" meme

Send me two characters and I'll tell you

Who proposed and how

What the rings look like

Wedding size/theme

Who was in the wedding party

Where they went on their honeymoon

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Break my muse's heart with a single question

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//I made an interest tracker thing, hopefully it’ll help give me an idea of how people want to interact with Lily (and my other muses)

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prompts for those with a reputation.

“ i heard you were back in town. ”

“ you’re not nearly as quiet as you believe yourself to be. ”

“ discretion was never as strong a suit for you as your… other, talents. ”

“ when they first said you were back, i thought they were delusional. now i worry that i’m the insane one. ”

“ they tell me you’re the one to go to for… well. my particular problem. ”

“ you were great. are great. but… you could’ve been legendary. ”

“ people are rather interested in making your acquaintance. ”

“ you know the police are still after you, right? ”

“ look at you. smirk and all, like we should be kissing your feet for existing. ”

“ you’ve gained quite the reputation, you know. ”

“ i’ve seen you. in the news… ”

“ is it true? what they say about you? ”

“ i don’t believe any of it. how can one person manage to pull that off? ”

“ i… i thought you’d be taller, for some reason. ”

“ you might tell me how you did it, some day. perhaps over drinks? ”

“ people would give their right arm just to have a chance at talking to you. ”

“ the entire world knows your name. and still, we whisper it. ”

“ you’re both renowned and a complete and utter mystery. ”

“ goodness. all the rumors about you, and you look… nothing like what i was anticipating. ”

“ everyone who’s anyone knows the story about you. but do we know the truth? ”

“ you really should hear some of the rumors about you. comedic gold… ”

“ well, the stories are obviously all fake. right? ”

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𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

‘ i don’t think this is the right way ‘

‘ did you  hear that ? ‘

‘ i’m telling you , this place is haunted ‘

‘ is that a dead body ? ‘

‘ i don’t think it’s a good idea to be walking these woods so late ‘

‘ this place is cursed ‘

‘ ghosts aren’t real ! ‘

‘ we have to run , now ! ‘

‘ we’re locked in ! ‘

‘ please tell me that’s you flickering the lights ‘

‘ i think the power is out ‘

‘ we’re at a graveyard late at night , what did you think was going to happen ? ‘

‘ i think i just saw something move down the hall ‘

‘ there is no way i’m staying here overnight ‘

‘ i think i just saw a ghost ! ‘

‘ do you think holy water will work on them ? ‘

‘ i saw on tv once that salt will keep them away ‘

‘ you can’t leave me here alone ! ‘

‘ luckily , i don’t get scared easily ‘

‘ that sounds like it was pulled right out of some horror movie ‘

‘ we’re going to have to stay here tonight ‘

‘ what do you mean the hotel is haunted ? ‘

‘ something really horrible must have happened here ‘

‘ did you hear that scream ? ‘

‘ get some sleep , i’ll keep watch ‘

‘ what do you mean the car won’t start ? ‘

‘ what’s better than being trapped in a haunted house when there’s a bad rain storm outside ? oh yeah , just about everything .

‘ how do you  kill something that’s already dead ? ‘

‘ what do these symbols mean ? ‘

‘ you look like you just saw a  ghost ‘

‘ are you alright ? ‘

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Someone, jokingly: Haha I kinda ship our OCs

Me:

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Winter Starters

"I'm stealing your jacket."

"It's cold out there."

"Look, it's snowing!"

"I've never seen snow before…"

"Wanna build a snowman with me?"

"We're snowed in! No school!"

"Can you put the fire on?"

"Look at my snowman!"

"It's the perfect weather for hot chocolate."

"Have you got your scarf?"

"SNOWBALL FIGHT!"

"Want me to cuddle you warmer?"

"Look, I can see my breaths!"

"…Oh my gosh, you're so warm."

~Angsty~ winter starters

"Don't go out onto the ice!"

"I'm… so cold…"

"That's frostbite. You have frostbite."

"[Name] got trapped under the ice…"

"I can't enjoy winter any more… it just makes me think of [them.]"

"No one's going to find us in this snowstorm."

"Hypothermia got to [them]."

"There's going to be a blizzard."

"What do you mean, we're out of firewood?"

"…Did you feel the ice crack too?"

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first date prompts.

so i made these because honestly, the terror of initiating a ship with someone for the first time is very real and very valid! but first dates are daunting in real life too, so these are explicitly for the people about to go on a first date! i hope you enjoy them!!

[ BREAKFAST ] : our muses go on a breakfast date together.

[ LUNCH ] : our muses go on a lunch date together.

[ DINNER ] : our muses go on a dinner date together.

[ CINEMA ] : our muses go to a movie theatre on a date together.

[ MUSEUM ] : our muses go tk a museum for a date together.

[ STROLL ] : our muses go for a nice, relaxing walk in the park while on a date together.

[ PICNIC ] : our muses go out for a picnic date together.

[ BEACH ] : our muses go to the beach while on a date together.

[ FOREST ] : your muse and my muse go on a hike in the woods for their first date.

[ BAR ] : our muses go out for drinks on a date together.

[ FUNFAIR ] : our muses go out on a date at a local funfair!

[ COFFEE ] : our muses go out together on a date at a coffee shop.

the actual asking.

" would you like to go out with me, some time? "

" we should get drinks together. "

" i'm ordering in pizza for dinner tonight. you wanna join me? "

" what time does your shift end? i can pick you up, we'll get dinner? "

" look... they were a complete asshole to stand you up like this. but the night is still young. why don't you join me/us? i'm/we're headed to a party a few blocks from here, it's meant to be really fun! "

" i can't believe you've never eaten there! come on, i know a guy who works there, we can get a table right this second! "

" i don't... i don't wanna be forward or pushy, but... if you're free some time this week, maybe we could go out? "

" i love flirting with you, but i'd have even more fun dating you. "

" so... i've been invited to this party tonight, and i kinda need a plus one. would you... i mean, do you wanna come with me? "

" i was thinking of going to the movies tonight. you should come! "

" my folks/friends are pestering me to bring a date to this party/wedding, and i know this sounds like a cheesy movie dialogue here, but i was thinking... maybe you'd like to come? "

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‘Terry Pratchett’ Sentence Starters

“Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.”  

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”  

“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it.”

“Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”   

“Style. That’s what people remember.”

“Sometimes it’s better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.”

“Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”

“The trouble is, you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind.”

“In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods… They have not forgotten this. ”

“Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you. ”

“There isn’t a way things should be. There’s just what happens, and what we do. ”

“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. ”

“It’s not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren’t doing it.”

“What is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?”

“Don’t think of it as dying, just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush.”

“No! Please! I’ll tell you whatever you want to know!”

“The enemy isn’t men, or women, it’s bloody stupid people and no one has the right to be stupid.”

“Oh, you’d like something simpler?”

“And what would humans be without love?”

“Even if it’s not your fault, it’s your responsibility.”

“You have to start out learning to believe the little lies.”

“They’re not the same at all!”

“It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever.”

“I’d rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.”

“Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It’s the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.”

“Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”

“All gods are bastards!”

“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star… You’ll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren’t so lazy.”

“Go on, prove me wrong.”

“This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic.”

“Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?”

“Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane?”

“Do you think it’s possible for an entire nation to be insane?”

“If you don’t turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else’s story.”

“This I choose to do. If there is a price, this I choose to pay. If it is my death, then I choose to die. Where this takes me, there I choose to go. I choose. This I choose to do.” 

“When in doubt, choose to live.”  

“Of course I’m sane, when trees start talking to me, I don’t talk back.”

“Goodness is about what you do. Not who you pray to.”  

“The secret is not to dream.. The secret is to wake up.”  

“To save the world takes one cold son of a bitch.”

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The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.

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A Very Valentine's Day Starter Sentence Meme

"I could care less about the meaning of it, I just love the aesthetic."

"I swear to god, the greeting cards get creepier and more desperate every year, just like the people who send them."

"Is that love in the air? Or did you just empty a bottle of perfume?"

"Romance isn't dead! See, I got you a hot pocket!"

"Love is about the happiness of the parties involved; it's not a conquest or about having or owning someone. It's doubling the joy of living and lessening the sorrow."

"I can't believe I'm going to be single on Valentine's day."

"I figured today was the right time to tell you that I loved you."

"Are these flowers for me?"

"You remembered my favorite candy!"

"I was hoping, if you weren't busy tonight, do you maybe want to go out? I know it's cliche, but I thought it could be fun."

"Someone as great as you shouldn't be alone today."

"I thought someone had sent me a card, but it turns out it was just an overdue water bill."

"I had to buy a dozen roses to go with all the chocolate and wine so the cashier wouldn't suspect I was single and looking to get wasted."