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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

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Homo Sapiens boy together again with his Neanderthal girl on the first warm day of Spring

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Stenelus: Dio, we NEED to get you to a doctor! Diomedes: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound...? No, so stay out of it!

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She’s a 10 but she lives off of academic validation while simultaneously procrastinating like she’s been promised immortality

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Different ways to interpret Frankenstein

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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

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you: well i like achilles and patroclus but i’d like to suffer over a different pair of tragic gays from greek mythology for a bit

me: buddy, do i have the ship for you

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orestes and pylades fountain

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Remember these terms for professions to help encourage gender neutral language!

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Orestes, trans. Anne Carson

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Orestes, trans. Anne Carson

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I’m reading this other version of the oresteia by thomas goffe and…. the orestes/pylades content is Extremely Choice *okay hand*

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I’m reading this other version of the oresteia by thomas goffe and…. the orestes/pylades content is Extremely Choice *okay hand*

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There is a new Chrome extension that detects if a video you’re streaming has a strobe in it, will freeze the video and stick this warning up there until you approve it.

WHERE THE HELL HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE????

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Important safety information about the eclipse on Monday

You *can* remove the eclipse glasses during totality; not before or after.

If you find yourself falling apart instead of falling in love, turn around, bright eyes.

It is no longer considered best practice to cut the beating heart out of a human chest at the top of a pyramid to bring the sun back; nowadays, they just short out a LUCAS device.

If you are imprisoned by an evil bishop, break out, and look for a hawk and a wolf who are in love.

Most critically - No matter what, do not buy any strange and exotic plants which mysteriously appear during the eclipse.

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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completely forgot to post this here but i wanted to prove ryo do not have a fuck ass bob…