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ELVIS IS YOU

SHOE IS BLUE AND SUEDE

MAMA IS WOAH

ELVIS IS OFFICIAL

HUMMINA IS HUMMINA

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CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

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hey elvis? would it be morally bad for me to purchase hogworts legacy on sale?

Yes, don't even think about the game at all. Let it and Joanne's empire fade from memory

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woah mama my shoes are suede and Tumblr blue

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woah mama my question has been answered (?)

woah mama, where's the Muppet joker

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Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

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Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

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beetle juice????? yikes !! ummm i think I’ll stick with APPLE juice if that’s okay with everyone !!!

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whoa mama what about my skills of insight

I'm going to be at MCR Philly if you see me, I'll be very surprised since none of you know what I look like

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Woah mama when's the wedding

(at the restaurant now y'all live blogging this shit wish me luck!!!!!)

Hey, so, uh...@nixon-official?

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She woah on my ma til I ma

woah mama

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The Sexy Elvii Competition has made the decision that if eight (8) more Elvii show interest before the end of round one (1) on August 20th, we will allow them to enter *graceful hip thrust*

So far three (3) Elvii have shown interest uh huh huh We need five (5) more to make it hummina hummina happen.

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Woah mama or something I don't know I'm tired

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Might become a dark lich hummina hummina hummina. You know how it is

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Woah mama I’m feeling fucked up and nefarious, like lowkey evil and malicious

Somebody call an ambulance because my hummina hummina heart is black and twisted

// I’m running out of ideas

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woah mama if you're still looking hit me up