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Okay, hear me out: The seven decide to do a trauma candy salad on Piperās social media, and within a day it becomes her most liked post and starts 6 new conspiracies.
Percy: Hey, Iām Percy Jackson, and when I was 12, I accidentally blew up the gateway arch, and there was a nation-wide manhunt for me because they thought I was a terrorist. I brought Reese's Pieces.
Annabeth: My name is Annabeth, and when I was 7 years old, I ran away from home and lived on the streets with two other kids until one of them was murdered in front of me. I brought starbursts.
Leo: Hi! Iām Leo, and my mother died in a warehouse fire, but my entire family blamed me for her death, so I was put in foster care. I brought skittles!
Piper: Iām Piper, and my dad was held hostage, and his kidnappers tried to blackmail me, so I brought the m&m's.Ā
Jason: My name is Jason and I was abandoned in the woods and raised by wolves. I brought some Swedish fish.
Frank: Iām Frank, and when my mom died, my grandmother kicked me out of the house and told me to go to California. After I came back to ask her about our family history, the house burned down and she vanished. I brought some gummy bears
Hazel: When I was 13, I died. Iām putting in life savers :)
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Percy āf^ck my lifeā Jackson
Leo āf^ck meā Valdez
Grover āf^ck itā Underwood
Reyna āf^ck youā RamĆrez-Arellano
Annabeth āfor f^ck's sakeā Chase
Nico āf^ck everythingā di Angelo
Jason āf^ck just about everythingā Grace
Piper āoh f^ckā McLean
Will āwell f^ckā Solace
Clarisse āf^ck offā La Rue
Hazel "what the f^ck" Levesque
Frank āf^ck f^ck f^ckā Zhang
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will solace headcanon time i love my boy
- casual stoner. when he gets breaks from the infirmary, he and drew get weed from behind the dionysus cabin and smoke together. they like to do it on the big house porch because dionysus couldnāt care lessāthe only reason he doesnāt do it with them is because heās not sure if it goes against his punishment from zeusāor behind the apollo cabin when chironās around. piper has a cart and the two of them take hits from it and talk shit whenever she comes to visit. he doesnāt really smoke around nico though, just because heās said he doesnāt like the smell (nico doesnāt really care otherwise, since it helps with willās anxiety), and definitely not around percy because of everything that happened with gabe
- heās started talking to dionysus about his anxiety, imposter syndrome, and seasonal depression. dionysus wants to talk to him about testing him for mild ocd
- his hair looks like a renaissance painting of patroclus, just blond
- loves his friends so much. heās their biggest supporter in the entire world and if they didnāt all live at camp, heād probably try to convince them to all live in a giant house together
- heās very casually affectionate. he says i love you a lot, but he always means it. hugs and kisses his friends on the cheek. physical touch is his giving love language (he always makes sure he has consent, first, obviously)
- his receiving love language, however, are words of affirmation. he needs to verbally hear that heās doing a good jobāas a friend, as a boyfriend, as a healer, as a son, just in life
- heās trained himself to be a light sleeper after years of working in the infirmary and becoming head counselor. sometimes his body just wakes himself up in the middle of the night and he has to sit in the infirmary until heās positive that everything and everyone is fine and heās literally the only one awake
- similarly, he has a crazy sixth sense of knowing when his stop is if he ever dozes off on public transport, and always wakes up two stops before. he thinks it stems from spending his a lot of his formative years traveling around with his mom while she toured, constantly waking up in new cities
- he iris messages his mom every night and tells her every single detail of his day
- being both a true crime junkie and a medic at a demigod camp, gore has absolutely no affect on him. this boy delivered a baby and has reattached countless limbs; he falls asleep listening to podcasts where twenty-something women talk about serial killers so notorious they have to give a content warning. a Saw trap isnāt going to faze him
- he met maren morris when he was younger and his mom opened for her. he got her signature and is still planning on getting it tattooed, he just hasnāt had a chance
- he has a very high pain tolerance and has a lot of stick-n-pokes, some of which he did himself, including a wonky-looking star that he let nico do and woobeewoo from Adventure Time
- his favorite music artists include kasey musgraves, taylor swift, leith ross, baby fisher, gracie abrams, fiona apple, fleetwood mac, dolly parton, carrie underwood, and troye sivan
- āribsā by lorde makes him cry
- so does āthe bug collectorā by haley heynderickx
- heās terrified of spiders
- he cries when anything at all happens to a dog in a movie. he watched All Dogs Go to Heaven with nico and was a such disaster by the time the credits rolled that the two of them had to sit there for half an hour until he calmed down. he has a core memory of watching Bolt with his mom when he was little and sobbing into her arms at the end. his siblings have expressly forbidden him from ever watching A Dogās Purpose, for fear that it would literally send him into a deep depression
- kayla literally bought him cargo pants because she was so sick of him wearing shorts in the middle of winter. heāll never admit it, but theyāre his favorite pants he owns
- his fictional crushes are rodrick heffley, both marceline and marshall lee, jennifer check, edward cullen, alice cullen, ella of frell, prince char, nefara de nile, and jade west
- his mom took him to to see a free, outdoors production of Romeo and Juliet when he was twelve and he really liked it. he hates reading, and the combination of dyslexia and shakespeare is interesting to say the least, but he woke up one night missing his mom a lot, and found a copy of the play on one of his siblingsā nightstands, and decided to try reading it for nostalgiaās sake. that lasted about ten minutes. kayla woke up at the crack of dawn to go practice archery alone and found him in the empty infirmary, where he went so he wouldnāt wake anyone up with his glowing, sound asleep in a chair with the book still open in his lap
- itās easy to forget heās from texas when you hear his voice after years of living at camp, but a soft southern drawl slips out when he says certain words, and especially when he sings
- his favorite taylor swift eras are debut, fearless, and lover
- he knows how to shoot a gun and has insane aim, much better than when he shoots a bow and arrow. because of this, he feels very strongly about mandating gun laws and safety regulations because he knows firsthand just how dangerous they are. nico has no idea and willās just waiting for the moment he can surprise him with it
- he has perfect pitch and lowkey doesnāt even realize it
- his handwriting is so atrocious he canāt even read it himself. one time he enlisted nico to take notes for him in the infirmary, but nicoās cursive was almost harder to read than willās chicken-scratches
- caffeine has almost no affect on him, except maybe spiking his anxiety, but heās gaslit himself into thinking it keeps him alert
- heās extremely empathetic, just knows how to put on a brave face
- he has literally no idea how to ask for help. my boy is so used to taking care of everyone that people have to literally beg him to let them help him with work or console him
- he desperately wants a cat
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apollo cabin headcanons



children of apollo
⢠apollo claims his children with a radiant golden aura with "we will rock you" playing triumphantly in the background.
⢠they are all born with a golden ring around the iris of their eye.
⢠many, if not all of them are born around sunrise and die around sunset.
⢠whenever there's a day that the sun isn't shining, it means a child of apollo has died and the sun god is mourning them.
⢠sometimes, someone will sing a random note, and then everyone around them will harmonize with them.
⢠the infirmary is always so HECTIC. like they all have insanely good accuracy so theyāre just constantly throwing medical supplies at each other.
⢠theyāre experts at hiding earbuds under their clothes so that teachers donāt see them.
⢠theyāre all really sensitive to sounds. every tune that is off-key is the equivalent of a fork scrapping against a plate.
⢠their adhd is worse than most demigods because they canāt stand silence. long testing periods where you have to be silent are absolute torture for them.
⢠they all have some form of synesthesia.
⢠itās harder for them to get sick compared to other demigods but when they do, itās a mess. they take a lot longer to recover from the sickness.
⢠theyāre always awake at the crack ass of dawn. not because theyāre the children of apollo, but because apollo plays loud rock music every morning at a frequency that only his kids can hear.
⢠theyāre basically roosters.
⢠they all have perfect pitch (they can tell what a note is just by hearing it).
⢠not all of them are good healers but there are certain times when it is mandatory for all children of apollo to be working in the infirmary.
⢠these times are mostly during and after war, an outbreak of a highly contagious disease, or after a particularly violent game of capture the flag.
⢠those who can't heal cut bandages, hand things to their siblings, and comfort scared patients.
⢠during the winter they always have the feeling of the warm sun shining on their skin even if it isn't there.
⢠as cool as they try to act, they are all shakespeare enthusiasts and can't help but quote it if you get them started.
⢠twins are common in the cabin since it sort of runs in the family.
⢠theyāre ready for a musical number at any time. like one of them can yell the first note of a song and everyone else will join in.
⢠because artemis has her hunters, apollo tends to have more sons than daughters (it evens things out). when a daughter of apollo arrives to camp, her brothers are super overprotective over her.
⢠theyāre known for replying to things with song lyrics.
⢠those who are musically inclined had formed an acapella group called the acapollos.
⢠they are completely terrified of the dark, due to their father being the god of light.
⢠they don't hate the dark itselfā they're afraid of what they can't see, resulting in each of them having night lights above their beds. these night lights are shaped like the sun.
⢠they tend to glow when theyāre near their crush or favorite person. the stronger the feelings are, the brighter the light is.
⢠they have secret late night jam sessions with lyres, pan flutes, and tambourines that can go all night. apollo listens in with a magic radio whenever they happen.



cabin exterior
⢠the cabin is bathed in a soft, golden glow, reminiscent of sunlight. this effect is most pronounced at sunrise and sunset, symbolizing apollo's dominion over the sun.
⢠the walls are adorned with intricate sun motifs and celestial designs, depicting various phases of the sun, stars, and constellations.
⢠musical notes and lyres are carved into the woodwork, reflecting apollo's role as the god of music. wind chimes made of delicate metals hang from the eaves, creating a harmonious melody when the breeze blows.
⢠quivers of arrows and archery targets are prominently displayed around the exterior.
⢠golden and yellow flowering vines, such as sunflowers and marigolds, climb the cabin walls, adding a natural touch and symbolizing the sun's life-giving energy.
⢠the architecture features clean lines and an open, airy design, with large windows to let in plenty of sunlight, creating a bright and welcoming atmosphere.
⢠one wall is dedicated to a mural depicting scenes of various prophecies, showcasing apollo's gift of foresight. the mural changes and updates itself magically as new prophecies are made.



cabin interior
⢠various musical instruments, such as lyres, guitars, and harps, are scattered around the cabin. there are also dedicated spaces for practice and impromptu jam sessions, complete with sheet music stands and comfortable seating.
⢠the walls are adorned with paintings and murals created by the campers. these artworks depict scenes from mythology, portraits of famous musicians, and abstract representations of music and light.
⢠the interior decor uses a warm color palette of golds, yellows, and oranges, creating a sunny and cheerful ambiance. the furnishings are made of light-colored woods, adding to the bright and airy feel.
⢠one wall is dedicated to a large blackboard or whiteboard where campers can jot down lyrics, poems, and song ideas. this serves as a collaborative space for creativity and inspiration.
⢠several small, soundproof practice rooms are available for campers to practice their instruments, sing, or record music without disturbing others.
⢠a corner of the cabin is dedicated to repairing and maintaining musical instruments. it is equipped with tools, spare parts, and workbenches for campers who enjoy the technical side of music.
⢠the cabin is designed with excellent acoustics, ensuring that music sounds rich and vibrant. this makes the entire cabin feel like a resonant chamber, enhancing the musical experience.
cabin traditions
⢠on the winter solstice, they stay up all night so they can see their dad and all celebrate by saying "welcome back!"
⢠they have a weekly archery challenges among themselves with rotating themes, like shooting while blindfolded, hitting moving targets, or shooting from unconventional angles.
⢠they have an annual slam poetry competition in june when everyone is back at camp.
⢠the cabin regularly holds workshops on different aspects of healing, from herbal remedies to more magical techniques. they often team up with the demeter cabin for plant-based healing knowledge.
⢠they organizes an annual talent show open to all campers. itās a fun, light-hearted competition where everyone can showcase their skills, whether it's music, archery, healing, or something completely unexpected.
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š» š³ļøāš š Happy halloween! š š³ļøāš š»
Nico and Will seem to be enjoying the spooky season.
I just love everything about this fanart. I had such fun adding in all the little details based on various hcs, from Nicoās eyeshaddow and scars to Willās halloweeney nails and his bracelets. Theyāre just the couple ever I love them so much. This is probably the best thing Iāve drawn yet. Happy Halloween, yāall!
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I think it's kinda hilarious that the first time Nico describes Will he's literally like "he's like a lanky cat, he's inoffensive but brave, he has a relaxed attitude and can easily defuse people's anger". Then they interact for five (5) seconds and suddenly he's like "actually Will is obnoxious and annoying and I want to kick him >:("
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everyone make way for the prince and princess of spooky season!!!
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RARE AESTHETIC:
Burnt out (mentally ill) gifted kidā¦
me: driving home from school trying to hold back tears because iām about to get a B for the first time in my life while listening to the audiobook of great expectations by charles dickens
#i swear iām normal guys#iām fine#burnt out#burned out#burnt out gifted kid#undiagnosed neurodivergent#undiagnosed autistic#according to like 75% of people i know#rare aesthetic#aesthetic#mentally exhausted#mentally fucked#im mentally ill#anxi4ty#live laugh do no love mental illness#the only thing getting me thru rn is pjo fanart#pjo#dark academia
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AHHHHH i love this so much

I adore this AU
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āYou should be at the club.ā No, I should be at the scholastic book fair.
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i dont know the name of this trio but i love them SOOO much ive been calling them the troglodyte trio in my head




i have so many ideas for them pls this is my favourite trio i need them to go on a quest
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Will has a fucking tattoo, is a healer, and isnt a asshole
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Regulus: Guys, I need to tell you something
Regulus: Iām in love with my brothers best friend
Barty: Your own brother? The one that was disowned??
Regulus: Not my brother, his best friend
Dorcas: Remus?
Regulus: Thatās my brothers boyfriend. Iām in love with his best friend
Pandora: Lily!?
Regulus: No, thatās Remusā best friend
Regulus: Itās James, Iām in love with James
Evan: Your brothers best friend!?
Regulus: [heavy sigh]
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That time when Nico wanted ear piercings, so Leo offered to do it because, you know, he knows how to sew with needles. It can't be that differed, right? So Leo takes one of his sewing needles and sanitizes it with his firey hands and sticks it in Nico's ear
Nico doesn't flinch but when Leo starts trying to get the earring in, he realizes there's a problem. The earring isn't going through the hole and Leo just keeps trying to re-pierce the whole with the needle, so it goes in one hole and makes like 30 holes on the other side
Will walks in on them. He is beyond confused and then frustrated because he knows Leo doesn't wash his hands after dealing with grease (Leo claims his heat and fire cleans all the bacteria off his skin), so Will gets his first aid kit and starts cleaning Nico's ear
He then brings Nico to Claire's to get his first ear piercings
Nico did get to hold a stuffed animal (Will has pictures)
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āWill Solace is a Swiftie-ā
WILL SOLACE IS A CHAPPELL ROAN FAN!
Heās a queer person from a Southern Conservative state. He teaches the entirety of Cabin 7 the Hot to Go dance, and drags Nico to all her concerts when she performs nearby. Nico acts embarrassed when he sings Red Wine Supernova to him, but he secretly loves it. Will and Piper know all her songs by heart and belt them when they come on the radio.
Will Solace is a Chappell Roan fan.
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