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i could blog better than this but i won't

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April 16, 2011 - Shanghai, China

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is this a safe place? everytime i read someones post saying "lando's monster" i dont even think about a can of energy drink

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Peach Riot! 🍑

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📷 lando and oscar monaco polaroid!

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mercedes and williams have included their f1a drivers on PR duties how much do i need to pay for lando and oscar to make a video with ella lloyd

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life gives, life takes!

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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all of sports fandom lives united in fear of one thing - an athlete’s unstoppable desire to get bad haircuts at the worst possible times

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maybe the academic weapon is the rope i tied around my neck along the way

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why do it seems like pedro and fabio cant have a smooth weekend together man i cant have SHIT

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does anyone else ever think about rookie oscar in his first season, trying to figure this f1 shit out and his teammate is THE lando norris, the person he’s been following for years and years and yeah mark always tells him to be careful around his teammates and yeah it’s a little awkward but the car is pretty shit and they’re figuring it out and at this point mclaren pretty much runs on the power of landoscar smiles and giggles

does anyone else ever wonder if oscar ever thought that him and lando would be fighting over a championship and at that point it would get tense sometimes and they know each other so well (they have to, they’re teammates) and that just makes everything harder, but somehow they’re also still them they’ve signed up to be the longest teammate duo in HISTORY and still running on smiles and giggles

does anyone think about that or are you guys normal

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characters apologizing for things they have no control over. mumbling sorry while losing consciousness. feeling ashamed of a bleeding wound. embarrassed when an infection sets in. deep seated feverish guilt when they need to be carried, when their legs won't keep them upright anymore and they lean heavy on a friend, slurring apologies..........