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Barry: I can't see or hear anything... but I can sense someone being really annoying...

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“Clinical Trial” Moon Knight: Fist of Khonshu (Vol. 2/2024), #9.

Writer: Jed MacKay; Penciler and Inker: Devmalya Pramanik; Colorist: Rachelle Rosenberg; Letterer: Cory Petit

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BarryIris date to the circus pre-canon but watch out: Baby James pickpocketing

(I don't know how many years Barry and Iris have been dating)

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I have talked about it before but baby Pipster fic where they meet as kids because someone sneaks Hartley out to the circus (or the alternative, James breaks into Hartley's mansion)

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trickster for the ask game perchance

How I feel about this character: I love him in New Earth Version (New Earth Version has done nothing wrong in his life ever ever ever), he's such a silly silly guy, and I do like long term villains reforming. We have not seen anything of Prime Earth James other than from his single worst writer, but I hope the next writer goes "fuck that all that was Neron"

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Dan, Lenny, Barry, Mark, Piper, I think Mick but I have not actually thought of it enough, Sam, Digger, Neron

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Actually probably Mindy, I don't ship them but it could be fun to have a return to friendship.

My unpopular opinion about this character: I think the closetedness is compelling? And also understandable? I wanna see it explored more and not just removed for good boyfriend time.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: Gay. But also I want him at his morality that he was at in New Earth because that was fun and also I wanna see how Barry reacts. I think he should be written as thief only again.

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GIVE ME A CHARACTER;

and I’ll break their ass down:

How I feel about this character

All the people I ship romantically with this character

My non-romantic OTP for this character

My unpopular opinion about this character

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

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I think that if Barry had come back to life while James was reformed they would have worked together ONCE and Barry would have immediately gone to the prison like "are you sure I'm not allowed to just put him here? I know he's not committing crimes but I want to put him in here."

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the daddy of Atlantis— I mean, the best king of Atlantis <3

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Okay as promised the James Jesse Trickster reading list. I didn't include some general Rogues Cary Bates stories where he doesn't do much but is technically present. There's also some 70s appearances that aren't really relevant but that I will list here if you reach the end and are curious:

Secret Society of Supervillains #8-11 (for if you are an Infinity Inc. fan who wishes to see the Wizard tormented by a clown)

Black Lightning #10 (for if you want to see him pull a DB Cooper)

*He does not majorly appear in these issues but this is what I like to call the "James has decided that he is going to keep dead Rogues' weapons in his house and the Rogues keep breaking in to steal them and beat him up" era, contains the issue where Mirror Master turns him to glass that he is mad about.

**Look at me, I can see you looking at the shiny number with a 2 in front of it. No. Do not. The thing about James is that he had a period of writer who REALLY loved him in the 80s and 90s and you have to read those to get him. I included these because I knew I had to. Do not believe Joshua Williamson.

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C D R for Carter Hall?

Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person

I'm trying to avoid saying crunchy, I don't know why my brain is supplying the word 'crunchy', that would be the nightmare scenario. I think he produces a lot, and also he likes cumming on people's (Ray's/Sandy's) faces.

Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs

I don't think the JSA would approve of him fucking Sandy, or Hank, and he's probably fucked both of them.

Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.

Less conservative than Ollie thinks, has probably done it in public, and almost certainly in the air too.

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U V W for Ray Palmer?

how much they like to tease

I assume that the partner is Carter for obvious reasons, so for that reason I know that canonically he likes to tease him a lot, because he likes to see Carter flustered, and this would definitely translate into the bedroom. I think Carter would get rough with him and he's into that.

How loud they are, what sounds they make

Buries his face in the mattress, probably not very loud. Spent way to long in university housing to really let loose.

Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice

Because I got a Hank Pym answer to one of these and I'm thinking about him: I do not think Ray goes in the pussy. He does not crawl up there like a living dildo, and he doesn't ask his wife to go up his ass afterwards. Unfortunately Ray is too vanilla for that.

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Jesse and T

Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?

Okay so first things first I do not actually think he would trick out sex toys as weapons, it feels a bit too far out of his general purview and oh my god can you imagine explaining it to Barry Allen. He sees a vibrator used to break into a bank and he looks so disappointed. So you'd probably be safe from fire dildo or explosive ovipositor.

But maybe he'd try to improve a vibrator the normal way, so beware friction burns, I feel like if he's dating someone (Piper) they'd probably end up locking them up in a safe to keep his grubby little hands off of them, unfortunately, he can break into safes, which is the direct cause of the rubber chicken noise dildo (horrible).

I think he uses them on himself for a bit, because he wants to know what it feels like to be penetrated but is absolutely not going to ask to be penetrated. Piper knows because it's the rubber chicken noise dildo (horrible).

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y with hank, obviously

How high is their sex drive?

Unfortunately given the amount of situations I put him in it's probably actually low to average, sometimes he gets the urge to get fucked by a dozen strangers but in a long term relationship I think he's more of a cuddler. However he is also quite passive and likely to be pulled along if he has a more active partner.

I think the horniness he sometimes shows in Infinity Inc. is due to the fact that Todd keeps phasing through the floor every time he's trying to have sex for months on end.

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