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"no man can kill me!" says the adversary

"weird, my strike is definitely killing you. is that because i'm secretly a woman?" i ask

"no you pedantic idiot" responds the adversary "man in this context refers to humankind. it means no human can kill"

"oh so it's because i'm secretly a cat girl?"

"that's not it either. it's not that members of the homo sapiens species can't kill me, it's more like what makes someone human. things like love, compassion and empathy"

"oh yeah. i did have to do so much killing to get to you that i may have lost all my humanity along the way. unrelated to the cat girl thing"

"yeah the catgirl thing is cool actually. anyway good luck on being the new adversary now, the families of all those people you killed definitely want revenge"

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Describing Terry Pratchett’s books is difficult. Someone asked me what the book I was reading was about, and I had to tell them it was about banking and the gold standard, but like in a cool way with golems and action. 

 I don’t think they believed me.

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tomorrow i will ride an elephant sized isopod into a crowded public area and we will all find out what happens next together

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The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

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Me when I’m right

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filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

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Love is in the air 🖤🗡💀

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Trying to explain Warframe to new people is impossible without sounding absolutely insane. It's like, if a game had an identity crisis...but in a good way. An identity buffet, if you will. There's so much in this game it's sensory overload.

You like space dogfights? Rogue-lites? Fishing, mining, player housing? How about Guitar Hero, space shanties, and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater? Let's not forget the dating sim. Oh yeah, you can add a birthing QTE rhythm minigame too, because why not. I'm waiting for the inevitable sex update, cause y'know, we've gotten this far without imploding, so it might as well happen. Like what the fuck even is this game anymore. Nobody knows! Not even the devs themselves. It's all held together by dreams, duct tape and vibes at this point, but somehow it works.

Hop on Warframe, we have:

Bionicle meets Neon Genesis Evangelion

12 yr olds turning the geneva conventions into a checklist

your trans robot mom who has DID

old man yaoi

a traumatized group of bisexuals fighting the Y2K bug

an autistic child and his fidget spinner solos god

a fish voiced by Astarion

workers' union committing terrorism against capitalists

incel who tries to destroy the sun because he fumbled a bad bitch (she took the kids)

a boyband that you have to slay for weapons

and an eldritch entity beyond human comprehension that can only be defeated by the power of love

And if you think all that sounds unhinged out of context, don't worry, It's just as unhinged with context.

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This comic makes me so stupid emotional. She might have never known.

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i need to start keeping track of all my favourite stupid animorphs moments

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The sixth house is here and owns my entire soul.

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Fortiche please. Fortiche I’m begging-

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objectively the funniest moral panic to come from conservatives is "alternative energy is bad because birds might fly into the wind turbines". birds, which notoriously have no other man-made obstacles, such as the window

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NEW FISH JUST DROPPED

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"Blorbo from my shows" this, "blorbo from my videogames" that. What about "blorbo from my DnD game" that only three other people know. Do you ever think about that-