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Neat detail that I haven't seen anyone bring up yet: when he goes out to the field, Charn carries his circular hat slung on his back, exactly the same place the warrior Aiel will carry their circular shields hundreds of years later

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Well this post aged exceptionally well

Post reading WOT thoughts:

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What would you guys consider the worst movie you've ever seen? Not something that's fun to make fun of, nothing you ironically enjoyed, I mean just an absolutely miserable moviegoing experience that you paid for, hated every second, and wish you had walked out of and asked for a refund.

For me, no joke, Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted. It did not even feel like a real movie to me. It made me see red! I was SEETHING with anger and annoyance throughout the entire thing, and I cannot for the life of me articulate why. I saw it once in 2012 when I was 15, I remember almost nothing about it now, but it struck a nerve with me like no other movie ever has before or since.

Tell me in the tags, which movie makes you disproportionately angry just thinking about it?

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I just got out of an early screening and by god all of my fears were washed away. It was fantastic 😭

Wicked Movie is going to make a trillion dollars its opening weekend and everyone will leave the theater the angriest they’ve ever been in their lives because no one except for me and my beloved mutuals knows that despite having runtime longer than the whole stage musical it is a Part One that only covers the first act

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Behind every gay person is an even gayer, more evil person

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reblog so this escapes containment and gets a fair spread

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buck loves saying eddie's name so much it makes him look stupid

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Do you think Eddie ever forced Buck to watch the Selena movie without telling Buck of her superstar Mexican-American fame and tragedy.

Being born and raised in Texas always makes me wonder her reach outside the south, especially because my friends that moved from other places only had passing ideas of who she was. Hispanic tradition of passing on her legacy and music fr.

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When I read on AO3, I have a lot of pictures in my mind that I want to draw.

However, with so much work, you can't draw if you read, and you can't read if you draw in your spare time. What a tragedy! o(╥﹏╥)o

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I'm gonna hang out with my little crush tomorrow and I asked envisioning a date but now I'm worried I wasn't explicit enough and he doesn't know it's a date and I'm gonna freak out and I know the problem could be easily solved by asking but I'm a problem

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tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

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terrifying deleted scene from skinamarink

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having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

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last night i dreamed that i was watching the s3 trailer and the final scene of it was rand and mat kissing on a life raft in the ocean after one of them had rescued the other, and i came on tumblr and we were all freaking out and running polls about whether people thought the cauthor kiss was a real event or just a dream sequence/TAR shenanigans/alternate reality vision. and that second part of the dream feels 100% true to life despite the overall scenario being wacky and fantastical

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a queer love story about two Mexican boys that had the misfortune of being released right in the middle of the strikes because the movie hasn’t gotten any promo (because it can’t) and no one but the fans of the books are watching it

I am begging y’all to go watch Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe before it leaves theaters (which will be very soon)