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should clown cock be called clock
Clowns don’t actually have human genitalia. If one clown sprays seltzer on a pie and throws it at another clown a new clown appears in a field somewhere.
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Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?
Me:
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no offense but sweet dreams are literally made of this and.. who am i to disagree
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You’ve heard of Dry Bowser
Now get ready for
Wet Bowser!
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Every Exorcism movie
Priest: Unholy demon, release this soul in the name of Jesus Chr–
Demon:
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I just wanted to go shield surfing god fucking dammit
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employer: so how do you like working here!
me:
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this whole clip is gold, but the zoom-in after jacques’ comment makes me lose it every time
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