Forced to live in the hellscape that is existence for 29 years. Multi-fandom blog, my obsessions are constantly changing <3 Formerly limegreenpenguin. Here as long as Tumblr exists.
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James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family, has just died and I am seeing a woeful lack of crab raves on my dash.
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finding our balance and leveraging our synergies to maximize our KPIs

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worship moustache, dilf Reiner by reading Neighbors
Gather around, it’s time 😌

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@vampyrweeknd me and erwin if he were my boss
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please please never stop being annoying about that one thing you really care about
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learning that ofc means ‘of fucking course’ is such bullshit. she’s ‘ofcourse’ to me
#wait#WAIT#NO#i thought it was “of course” this whole time!!#that's how i've been using it!!#PROFESSIONALLY
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*does five minutes of work* ok now i deserve a three week break. No consequences please 👍
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Mikasa , Sasha , Historia
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How I felt publishing Neighbors just before midnight, knowing that I was about to ruin the lives of @vampyrweeknd and @d33pwithinmys0ul:

#i was literally cackling reading your reactions#and cackling when i published#reiner has been driving me insane i demand alimony#reiner braun#reiner x reader#reiner x you#aot#attack on titan#snk#shingeki no kyojin
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i love your dilf obsession
I love that my dilf obsession is seen and appreciated, dear anon.
I think it's because I'm turning 30 in sixth months so....I guess my tastes are changing as I age LOL.
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Neighbours

LMAOOOOOO.
I hope you enjoyed the depravity, and that it changed your life...in some way. Good or bad, idk!! It haunted my brain for WEEKS, Reiner does *not* let you get away with ignoring him I stg...
#and now that reiner has been fed#i shall return to jean#reiner braun#reiner x you#reiner x reader#attack on titan#aot#snk#shingeki no kyojin
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*rings bell*
COME GET YOUR REINER SMUT HERE!!!
Summary: This summer isn't what you had planned. While your college roommates, Sasha and Mikasa, score great internships, you get nothing - at first. When a certain married man with a moustache catches your eye, Reiner makes an offer you can't refuse.
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This one shot is dedicated to my mooties, @d33pwithinmys0ul and @vampyrweeknd - Lyric for helping me be delusional enough to write this, and Wildie for assaulting my brain with moustache Reiner. This is all your fault <3 my brain has melted
#when i say this is the most insane thing i've ever written i'm not kidding okay#YOU'VE BEEN WARNED#heed the tags in ao3!!!#reiner braun#moustache reiner#dilf!reiner#attack on titan#aot#snk#shingeki no kyojin
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Armin would be the type of intelligent husband who'd teach you hard things without making you feel dumb about it
He'll sit beside you at the table, notebook open, brows gently furrowed — but never in frustration. Always in focus.
You'll ask him something complicated, something you swear is beyond your brain — and he'll explain it so patiently, so kindly, that it'll feel easy. Manageable. Like you were always capable, you just needed the right voice to guide you.
"You're not dumb," he'll say softly, brushing your hair behind your ear, blushing slightly. "You just needed time. That's all."
And when you finally get it — that click in your brain — he'll smile so proudly, like you just solved the world's biggest mystery.
Because to Armin, intelligence is something to share.
And he'll make sure you never feel small in the process of growing big.
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