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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank

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Smush

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me and my large mama...

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Take a break to look at the creature resting in one of his favourite spots?

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Little creature came along with us to pick blueberries

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where’s the club pee pee post

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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

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Social anxiety Is so funny you'll really be wondering "is it normal to get your clothes dry cleaned?" Yeah brother they built a whole business around it called "dry cleaning"

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Was gonna post "I should get into Lean". Now I trust that all of you would understand I mean the proof assistant. But it occurs to me that others might think I mean the drug.

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oh for sure

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thinking is soo exhausting when you have tiny pea brain syndrome…

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People will be like "American food is disgusting and freakish no one here eats like that" as if I don't know for a fact that the first Krispy Kreme in Ireland had a line around the fucking block on opening day.

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