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"oh the sleepy meepy" has permanently entered my vocabulary. too tired to continue conversation? just say "oh the sleepy meepy" and collapse. No explanation needed
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your head + my lap + I care abt u + im petting ur hair + you're purring + you're loved + you're cared for + you're happy and warm + ratio'd
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Not to be incredibly vulgar and nasty or anything, but I’d like to close my eyes and rest my head in somebody’s lap while they run their fingers through my hair
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i love the term "joshing." it's slang, meaning to joke or tease playfully. "i'm just joshing you." who is this notorious josh. who joshed so much that the whole concept got named after him
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this is definitely the next page of unexpected guests
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a funny thing i noticed about the ost (sheet music snippet from here)
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@hurdy-girly
This was one of the first comic ideas I've had for this fandom. It's been haunting my mind since like September. Anyway.
Doof takes it so normal that theres a regular platypus just walking on the balcony of his 39 floor whenever Perry takes off his hat?
#id like to believe this is why the rule of perry must always put his hat on before doof recognizes him exists#like#doof refuses to believe its perry until hes got the hat on#just to be safe
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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"
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(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)
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