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gtgzahra:

“Just looking out for you Nat. How about we go somewhere where you can do that?”

“Like where? A strip club?”

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ctrlcasey:

“Well I hate to be a fun-sucker but unless you wanna pay a fine, you’ll need to put it back on, i’m not lending you any money.”

“Ugh, fine, fine. You’re so boring.”

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htmlharri:

“Your drunk texts always entertain me, so yeah I missed you.”

“Cutie. Should we make out? I feel like we should.”

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mercyxkane:

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gtgzahra:

“Okay, why are you doing that? We’re in public.”

“What? It’s hot. And I’m sure no one has a problem with me taking my shirt off. I can’t believe I live with such a fun-sucker.”

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htmlharri:

“Well you didn’t drunk call or text me which you usually do so you must’ve been too far gone.”

“Aw, sounds like you missed me. Did you miss me?”

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mercyxkane:

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mercyxkane:

“Guess you’ll have to try it and find out.”

“If you insist.”

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mercyxkane:

“If that’s what you want it to mean then I guess that’s what it means.”

“Did that really just work?”

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mercyxkane:

“I’m so bored. Who wants to do something tonight?”

“If by ‘do something’, you mean ‘make out’... I’m in.”

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jeremyhtml:

“Just leave me here to die, I’m too tired to move.”

“Get up, loser, we’re going shopping. I’m kidding, mostly. Get up.”

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stopines:

     ‘ you threw up on santa’s boot… ‘

“Yikes. Ho, ho, ho, am I right?”

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“If I did, I don’t remember it.”

“Did you do anything stupid?”

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kgene:

“I bet you had a grea   holy shit! I didn’t even notice that it’s already december!”

“Not for another day, baby. Sorry to ruin the fun you were having.”

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mercyxkane:

“Sounds like you had a great night.”

“Eh, my head would disagree.”

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“There’s nothing like getting blackout drunk in some stranger’s lawn next to a blowup Santa to really put you in the... holiday spirit.”

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text // girl i hooked up with??

Gene: boo u whore

Gene: please send it back

Gene: please

Gene: pleeeaseee

Gene: PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Gene: could i interest you in some cunnilingus then?

Nat: fuck yeah