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don't care + running + jumping + skipping + hopping + having fun + playing

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peen amirite

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i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

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When somebody shares a quote by a famous author like it's something the author personally said and believed, but you know it was actually spoken by a character you're not supposed to like... 😐

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Nonsense in the Office

I spent way too much time on a joke drawing and I don’t regret it

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🌟 starfleet's golden boy 🌟 (insta | tiktok | timelapse here! | commissions/prints)

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such a great way of saying "this music sucks"

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1 AM SPIDEYPOOL BRAINROT IN THE BIG 2025 !! i am having a healthy amount of sleep everyday

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somewhere out there, happiness awaits you

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happy sex email day everybody!

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Moth John

Inspired by Olive Oil on discord!

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🎵Oh, you are so close Will you lose hope Or go insane Losing your marbles is fun, boy How can I rattle your cage🎵

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The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

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translation of THIS POEM by Leonard Nimoy into Vulcan