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3am in the morning and the 400k slow burn characters finally brush hands

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how i look at my screen after y/n just got called kitten/puppy/bunny

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when you just finished one of the most beautiful fics ever written and you see that the author has a masterlist full of other fics

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i don't WANT to read smut right now

i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia

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Kissing him would change my life

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I NEED him in a fifth dimensional aerodynamic spiritual plane mental encasement fixation twinkle berry and pine juice aromatic strawberry shortcake filling with home brewed matcha kind of way.

idek what I even mean, but you get me right ? (*´﹃｀*)

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he's so cute I'm gonna scream (hes a 51 year old man)

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Need him oiled up and in my bed. I'm not so normal about bruce wayne in tdkr forgive me

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Hey boy 🦌🦌

Me the stag 🦌🦌🦌 again 🦌 You are losing balance 🦌🦌🦌 Alana was 🦌 a cluth for balance 🦌 you want to feel normal even though you aren't 🦌 have you had any more nightmares? 🦌

I think you are a nightmare.

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Cillian Murphy presenting best actor to Adrien Brody at the Oscars !!

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real

y’all ever fantasize about a fictional character a little too hard to the point you’re convinced you should be admitted to a mental hospital?

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this specific expression Wilson makes whenever House is talking and accidentally admits to something deeply distressing is so funny. psychiatrist stare