i did not come from the twitter exodus/emmigration but i figured if I joined around the same time no one would notice. Im literally here cause I got tired of circumnavigating the glass container to look at funky fanart, thus the name
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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants
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one time, as a kid, I watched someone make an omelette. after stewing on the idea for a full day, I asked my mother how it worked, got a basic lesson, and then proceeded to spend the next three months in the omelette mines making 3-5 omelettes every single day (depending on how many of my siblings were left with any tolerance for eating them) until I felt I had really truly certainly gotten a grasp on the concept of the omelette
I then repeated this every time I learned a recipe, which is funny because I didn't even like cooking beyond a passing interest, I was just really interested in the idea of being able to max out the skill or something
as soon as I demonstrated mastery over something, I immediately dropped it and moved onto the next thing, and this was an understood pattern to the point where my siblings would try to prompt me into spending a period of fixation on whatever they wanted to eat at the time, and then they'd have several servings of it a day until they got sick of it and started to hate it
but them enjoying it wasn't really the goal. largely tangential. I mostly just wanted to get it down and then move on.
moral of the story: none
#me making banana bread during quarantine over and over cause I kept getting the recipe wrong#(teaspoons and tablespoons are not the same thing)
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saw a sign that said "Gun injuries are the #1 cause of death for kids in America"
first thing I thought was "with your support for the anti-vax movement we can change that!"
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living in the USA rn means every news headline every day is like BREAKING NEWS: The Universal Free Puppy Plan guaranteeing every USA resident receives a free puppy has been terminated. Funds for this initiative will instead be going to the ‘GUNCH IT UP’ act, ensuring that every item on grocery store shelves now contains at least 25% coal tar
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Can’t come into work today, boss. Yeah sorry, I’m just not inclined to resign to maturity.
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he was almost poisoned that one time
shawn is the type to send “hey just found out i’m allergic to poison 🤯” in the group chat and then not respond to gus and juliet’s inevitable panicked replies
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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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i think one of the most important things you learn about making connections with others is that a significant portion of the time people just do not know theyre doing what theyre doing
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recently found out about the Chinese mountain cat. did you guys know about this
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I am conflicted on one hand, I want to get back into the urbanist space, but on the other hand, it was so fucking exhausting to be within
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As a society we have benefited so much from successful public health measures that we now have the privilege of declaring that we must not need them anymore
Bitch before enriched flour, neural tube defects like spina bifida were far more common. Even now, spina bifida clinicians and researchers are begging to have salt and maize fortified to reach groups that don’t use as much flour. Before iodized salt, the United States had a fucking GOITER BELT. Eleven years after the introduction of fluoridated water, a city in Michigan found the rate of dental caries among school children dropped a staggering 60%— in an era where tooth decay regularly fucking killed people
I’m literally not even going to start on vaccines, which are among the most successful and robustly studied public health measures in world history
You might say “oh well today we all have access to vitamins and toothpastes and dentists so we don’t need those things in our food supplies” and boy do white people on social media loooove to fucking say that. But here’s the thing: no, people don’t all have easy access to those things. That’s privilege talking yet again
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god i've spent so long in the hermitcraft fandom that i really just saw a kakashi fanart and went ETHOSLAB???
fml. inverted the usual. amazing
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i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely
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RARELY do i dream about people that haven’t occurred in my real life. or places that can’t arguably exist irl, even if its absurd.
ONE OF THE EXCEPTIONS IS HERMITCRAFT im not even a die hard fan. people i’ve never actively watched are there, i HARDLY play minecraft myself. however its not as if we’re playing minecraft on our computers. its all in person, with minecraft physics and such.
somehow, im allowed to be on the hermitcraft server as a neurotic, uncreative, brand liability of a person. i question this IN the dream too.
i want to say this is a rare treat but i just feel in the way the entire time. cant have shit.
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*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha
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