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If you know a top tier fic with this vibe I want the authors Kofi 😍😘😍 because DAMN.
#✨Boy can bottom✨#This one isn't for us ladies#Won't stop me from daydreaming about it tho 😵#Spotify
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The audacity.
*insert just about every pairing here in my fav fandoms because I'm not about to start a fight*
fuck babe you’re so hot when you’re just ink on paper
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How else was I supposed to know what seemingly made up metal subgenre I was listening to? 😭
In case you were wondering why Spotify Wrapped sucks balls this year, and more importantly doesn't have any genre data:

Can you hear the sound of bells? That's because they're clowns. 🤡 🛎
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Something I find very interesting about this CEO assassination is that the guy who did it has basically become an American hero.
They're probably quite worried about what will happen when they catch this guy, especially with the level of public support he has. If they catch him alive and he gets to air his grievances, he could unite the entire country against the private healthcare system. It could go to trial and result in jury nullification, which would basically send a message to the American public that catching a rich body comes without consquences.
If they kill him to keep his mouth shut, I'd say people will burn cities to the ground, and it could potentially provoke even more anger against private health insurance. In a powder keg, it only takes one person lighting the match.
I know it sounds over the top, but a figurehead is a powerful thing, and that's what this shooter is. The rich understand it. That's why Blue Cross just magically decided they were going to pay for anesthesia again. Those dead-eyed psychopaths were going to take everything they could until someone shot that guy and that's the gospel truth.
Keep the hate fire burning. Watching their fear is the closest I've come to knowing joy since the Bush administration.
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VR/college AU part 29! [epilogue]
here u go, last part! I kind of don't know what to say, thank you for following until the end! 🥲 I'm very thankful for all the support this comic received through the years! 🫶
first | part 28 | end!
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This speaks for itself 😂
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If he could reach 💀
No one wants to talk about this but never forget just because Edward Elric punched god in the face doesn't mean he isn't also a teenage boy. He would jump up and slap the top of every door frame if he was tall enough to reach
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What should I be doing? Literally ANYTHING ELSE.
What am I actually doing? Rereading this masterpiece FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME because I can't stop, won't stop.
Link for the no one that will read this because I'm a hidden gem ✌️ adults only. No children's allowed.
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The goal shouldn't be to isolate everyone into age groups or protect a magical invisible line drawn at 18 (or whatever age is legal adulthood where you live). The point should be to teach those who are impressionable or at risk to be able to identify those who have their best interests in mind, those who do not, and those who are indifferent.
Isolating kids from ALL adults does nothing but exponentially increase their chance of getting abused. There are dangerous adults and there are dangerous kids. Nothing magically changes once a person becomes a certain age.
You can't expect people to learn how to protect themselves and identify acceptable vs unacceptable behavior if no one is there to teach them or guide by example. And I have little expectations that someone who was never able to interact with anyone outside of their age group will flourish once dumped into adulthood.
Sometimes when people on the Internet are like "ADULTS CAN NEVER INTERACT WITH MINORS IT'S CREEPY" I remember how, at 12, back in 1997, I was on the Witchvox forums with people ranging from me to people in at least their 50s, and no one there was ever a creep to me, no one ever made me feel uncomfortable or asked for my personal info, and when I finally broke down after a particularly brutal day of bullying at school and posted about it they were the first adults I'd ever met in my entire life who told me the bullies were the problem and it was okay to be angry about it.
Kids need to interact with adults who will listen to them.
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This is exactly me and my best friend.
I am punctual (as in early) and they are punctual (as in 1hr late).
I want to leave for trips early to maximize our trip time, finish your shit while I drive. They want to maximize sleeping and we will get there when we get there.
On vacation, I want to do stuff. Max out my experiences. I can sleep at home. They want to relax and vibe and chill. They get enough of the hustle at home.
There's people for whom "we're leaving in the morning" means "we ride at dawn motherfuckers, you can finish waking up and getting dressed in the car, we'll grab breakfast somewhere along the way", and there's people for whom it means "we'll get going somewhere before noon".
And then they get married.
#My platonic soul mate and I are complete opposites#Opposites attract#In the most conflicting way#But somehow it still works out
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If we keep trauma dumping back and forth, is the trauma even there?
“stop traumadumping to your friends tell this to your therapist” my god they paywalled human connection
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Vent to me about your day. Cry to me about that sad book you read. Info dump to me about your new hobby. Blurt all your conspiracy theories about the latest government scandal to me. Share you excitement to me about your latest obsession.
TALK TO ME. I WILL ALWAYS BE EXCITED AND WILLING TO LISTEN TO EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT FRIENDS DO! YOU WILL NEVER BORE ME!
"I felt like I was spamming you so I stopped" girl if I could download every thought you've ever had as a PDF I'd read that shit start to finish. Spam me more. I want to hear what you have to say.
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Petition to replace the service counter with a numerical counter.

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It didn't even stop with the fast food dollar menu items either...
$5 footlong is now $10.69
$5 (20) piece chicken nuggies are now $6.99
$5 Tbell box is now $6.19 and an app exclusive
$5 hot and ready pizza is now $6.99
idk how anyone can look at how expensive fast food has gotten and think we're doing okay
#This is the silent depression#Let's not even get into how much my weekly grocery bill has increased#When the poor are hungry they will eat the rich#Can we start the bonfire yet?#Because I am almost out of food money
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Sometimes a guy in a fanfiction has the ability to read someone's gaze with the same level of detail a wine taster can taste the wine
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