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ok typically what i do is i wear Not Home clothes when i'm out of the house and Home clothes when i'm in the house which also double as Asleep clothes but apparently nobody else on earth does this and that's super weird. please help me gather data points/settle an argument
not to panhandle for reblogs but this poll won't work unless someone reblogs it 🥺🥺🥺
#first one#sometimes i go to the corner store w my home clothes so i can't sleep in them#sleep clothes home/nbhd clothes outside clothes
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Had a dream my grandma lando and I were vampire hunters, but they were both vampires, and I was not, and we were stuck in an old hotel whilst there was an exodus outside
I watched wisdom of crocodiles before I went to sleep last night
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yipee yay 🍼🍼
#why are you a WHORE?#we have always lived in a whore house 😔#i need him so bad im gonna faint#why would he do this on one of the hottest days of the summer
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once you start referring to a sports team as we/our/us……… that’s when you know it’s over for you
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Fernando Alonso @ German Grand Prix, 2004.
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Favorite deadbeat dad on the grid.
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james vowles to alex albon last summer

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Me otw to the Williams headquarters.
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"seb and lewis grid dads!!!" but just used to describe them being emotionally unavailable to the rest of the grid and crippled by their own egos
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Once you get into sports it's so over like you can't look anywhere and not see Your Guys number
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YOU say its a "father-son" dynamic I say, imma make them fuck
#carlos/ollie sorry not sorry#<- EYE have been saying!!#prev we're sipping martinis sharing a cuck chair lol
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storay thymeeee
lol
i grew up watching horror films, both my grandma and my uncle love (well, loved, my grandma passed away and i havent watched anything w my uncle in probably a decade) films, the scarier the better and when i was growing up unless it had sex on it, it was never off the table I HATE THE INTERNET FOR INTRODUCING RATING TO THE BALKANS CURSE Y'LL
i remember watching this japanese horror film w them where the ghost of a woman who was killed by her scumbag of a cheating husband would make this ungodly gasping noise before sucking up a counter part of an adulterous couple (i peed w the bathroom door open for a fortnight after THAT)
all this to say ive mellowed down, the bright side got meee
im in the balcony smoking and im scared af after watching i know what you did last summer like its such a soft form of horror i would barely (if even) rate it horror but im scawed
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They are headbanging to silly pasta song in the car
#i finally understand what it feels like to want to study 2 lil guys like a bug 😭#wtf goes on in their heads please let me in in y'alls mind palaces
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