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This goofy lil guy brings me an indescribable amount of joy and it keeps getting harder to convince myself that buying him is not a necessity

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Had a dream that TF2 released a Medic update which featured a new Medigun called the “Which Doctor?” It was exactly the same as the stock version, but if two Medics on opposite teams each used an Uber with it, their patients would swap places as well as teams.

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No little german rat, don’t go into the mouse hole!

Oh mein gott, zis mouse hole is full of Katzenwagen!

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I was at the Halloween store and found Unus, Annus, and SCP Amy

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Unus Annus reached their goal of 2 million subscribers in 2 weeks, and instead of destroying The Barrel, Mark and Ethan randomly chose one person to fly out to LA and make a video with them. I was chosen, and the video we made was the three of us leading each other through variations of the Prisoner’s Dilemma. Then I became extremely famous on the internet, and I was asked to be on The Masked Singer as the Scarecrow. I came in third place, and I lost to Mark and Ethan who were impersonating each other.

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I just assembled a Google Slides to format all 486 endings of the TGWDLM game. I couldn’t make a table that was big enough, so I have six tables and 81 cells per table, with each cell representing one ending. Each color represents a different outcome for a character.

So yeah, that’s what 486 endings looks like.

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Well, I got the notes. Now I need someone to pick a number between 1 and 486

If this gets 15 likes, I’ll write and post another ending for my TGWDLM game.

Progress has been slow, and I need motivation.

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Unus and Annus talking to Amy:

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In these final moments, we have seen many new things. Mark’s hat, Ethan’s tattoo, and the pocket watches. These final moments are still full of new and exciting things.

As this year ends, as this legacy is created and left behind, we remember the events, the good times, the bad times. The clock of Unus Annus is winding down to zero now, but your own clock still ticks for more time. How much longer, no one knows, but it’s up to you to make the most of all the time you have left.

You never know when you will be in your last hour.

Memento Mori. Unus Annus.

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The characters of Unus Annus are the four elements.

The Gongoozler- Water

Hee hoo- Earth

Lixian’s amazing edits- Fire

Evan- BEAR

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Unus and Annus: why did we put the camp staff shirts on the merch website? No one else is fit to wear them.

Me, who already ordered a shirt because the camp videos are my favorite: oh shit oh fuck oh heck

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Ethan and Mark when they find out who’s cutting onions

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Unus and Annus: oh there’s probably one person that’s still watching this livestream

Me, who’s been watching since it started: ohoho they’re talking about meeeee

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A magic 8 ball that only quotes vines

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If this gets 15 likes, I’ll write and post another ending for my TGWDLM game.

Progress has been slow, and I need motivation.

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My boss just watched Hamilton for the first time, and he was genuinely confused as to why Lafayette and Jefferson were played by the same person. I gently explained to him why the actors play multiple characters, but oh boy is he going to flip when he hears about Joey Richter in Trail To Oregon

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Tom: *on the phone with Tim* Oh, I’m just hanging out with my three friends.

Becky:

Lex:

Emma:

Paul:

Paul: *counts the people in the group* Oh, it’s probably me.

Black Friday as things my siblings have said

Lex: Bart Simpson is Hamlet in this episode? Wow, it’s times like this where I wish I could actually go to school.

John: Well, Hamlet was-

Lex: Shush, just let me watch.