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In the club

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computer angel

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"bikini style underwear is bad because hair will stick out. you have to shave to wear if you wear them"

is a beach bad because it gives a first glimpse of the ocean? do we add sand to the shoreline so that the water can't be seen?

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pro-tip: you can turn a sub’s brain off by using praise and humiliation words in the same sentence.

extra pro tip: call them a pet name in the middle and watch their brain take extra long to reboot if at all.

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Sex is when two nuns have to share a bed to stay warm in the winter and they lie so close together face to face that they can feel each other's breath. Their hands, still stiff with the cold, clasped beneath the blankets as they both silently pray to the lord.

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Cybertechnology - Shock hazard by steampoweredmikej

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my FRAUDULENT psychiatrist keeps trying to misdiagnose my yandere swag as "severe borderline personality disorder"

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I'm starting to gend

decapitatrix

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harrowhark getting her lobotomy done at claire's

(ps: merry christmas eve! you can't see but we just hit 10k on here... my christmas gift to the world, thank you dearly)

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It's nice when I look at some random blog, like, what are they up to over here? And then they have locked tomb posts, and I'm like, ah yes, we share a special bond.

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Need all of those tall girls in order to properly dominate and feminize the shorties. Get a short boy on his knees, and have him take your fingers in his mouth, then leave estradiol under her tongue.

I’m 5’11 (180 cm.) Should it be mandatory for all guys below 6’ (183 cm) to transition into girls? (Please say yes)

Yes. HOWEVER! It's especially important for 6' and over boys to be feminized and used too. They need to be humbled.

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"i would kill for you" "i would die for you" okay but would you forgive me if i forgot something important for the 51204th time in a row even though i tried my best to remember

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me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

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(Halo Announcer Voice) TRIPLE KILL

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I think it's important to tell my children blatant and harmless lies regularly. Because it's funny mostly, but also maybe it'll teach them to be aware of misinformation.

When I was little, my mom told me that throwing your chewing gum out the car window was the good and moral thing to do because it patched up people's flat tires for them, and to this day, I think it's one of the funniest lies anyone's ever told a child for no reason.