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despite innumerable protestations to the contrary, some of the brothers insisted that The Cannonball was the only proper way to stomp the wine grapes

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all of your friends need a sort of creature or fellow associated with them., so you can send them images when available

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im the wwii soldiers who got so bored and horny that they collectively invented the idea of finding breasts attractive

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(sees communist revolution out my window) (brushing teeth furiously for 10 minutes straight because i know thats the last time when im gonna use my own personal toothbrush)

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no matter how little you think you know about history you shouldn’t beat yourself up over it because there is always someone who knows less than you and is more confident about it. someone once said that bridgerton was medieval to me

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Ancient Roman mosaic depicting a rabbit driving a chariot pulled by two geese.

Roman Imperial (31 BC - AD 476)

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Because I saw AmeRus in these 🥹

Sauce: [1] [2]

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thatbemeqq

video is mildly funny but this comment killed me

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Everything is political especially the knight fetish people seem to have on here. I’m canceling your fantasy boyfriend for being in the crusades

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don’t piss me off. you don’t know who you are messing with.

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I have the one and only labubu crafted from a meteorite, whose strange qualities have begun affecting all the organisms in my vicinity, and has greatly expanded my primitive ape mind

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when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today