breitzbachbea
breitzbachbea
Sisyphus lass rollen
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Bea // 26 // She/Her // German // Necromancer in Training (History & German Studies Student) // Origi Fic and Fanfic Author with a passion - ao3 username is breitzbachbea // This blog is mostly shitposts, hetalia, history and talking about my OCs // Credit: Sidebar by pyromaniacqueen. Avatar by C0FFINATED, Header by captkirkland.
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breitzbachbea · 11 hours ago
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Old art and headcanon but still really like it
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breitzbachbea · 11 hours ago
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super mario doesnt have nostrils hes just got a weird bulbous growth on his face
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breitzbachbea · 11 hours ago
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not even JRR Tolkien, who famously developed the concept of the Secondary World and firmly believed that no trace of the Real World should be evoked in the fictional world, was able to remove potatoes from his literature. this is a man who developed whole languages and mythologies for his literary world, who justified its existence in English as a translation* simply because he was so miffed he couldn't get away with making the story fully alien to the real world. and not even he, in extremis, was so cruel as to deny his characters the heavenly potato. could not even conceive a universe devoid of the potato. such is its impact. everyone please take a moment to say thank you to South Americans for developing and cultivating one of earth's finest vegetables. the potato IS all that. literally world-changing food. bless.
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breitzbachbea · 16 hours ago
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breitzbachbea · 23 hours ago
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breitzbachbea · 23 hours ago
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love how heathers was like you cannot fix him. you cannot save his sorry ass. he’s going to blow himself up on the football field and you’re just going to have to live with that, babe!
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breitzbachbea · 1 day ago
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Biscuits and scones are two beautiful sisters. Whose father is the dependable and humble hardtack.
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breitzbachbea · 1 day ago
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they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything
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breitzbachbea · 1 day ago
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the thing about small talk is that it's literally fun
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breitzbachbea · 1 day ago
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What it says on the Landsknechtin uwu
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breitzbachbea · 1 day ago
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"okay I'm gonna cut you in half now ê,w,ê"
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breitzbachbea · 1 day ago
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I think the weirdest form of fatphobia I keep bumping into is writers suddenly becoming deeply concerned with physical realism when a fat character is involved even in contexts where everybody's physical capabilities are explicitly bullshit. "They're fat, it wouldn't make sense for them to have super speed" and it would make sense for the 98-pound twink to be able to run at Mach Fuck? That's something skinny people can do in real life, is it?
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breitzbachbea · 2 days ago
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this guy really always had something to say about almost everything and nearly all of it is still completely relevant almost 200 years later. fascinating stuff.
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breitzbachbea · 2 days ago
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Two Women Teaching a Child to walk by Rembrandt.
Circa 1640, sketch
British Museum, London
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breitzbachbea · 2 days ago
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breitzbachbea · 2 days ago
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Can I, in my grief, read 300 pages of a Sammelband? I don't know, but I can try.
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breitzbachbea · 2 days ago
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I BELIEVE in the medieval french sky pirates
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