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PLEASE DO NOT THINK FOR EVEN A SECOND THAT YOUR VOICE WILL NOT HAVE AN IMPACT THIS IS LITERALLY THE BARE MINIMUM

I'm sorry for putting this in the BLM and stop Asian hate tag but in the last few days posts tagged with "Palestine" have not been showing up.

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not only do i support lil nas x appropriating characters and symbols from christianity to make horny, campy gay hip-hop videos, i think this sets the bar for lgbt media in the future. fuck that "were just like you!" respectability shit. i need all gay artists to make their work exactly as hostile and disrespectful to the christian right as the christian right has been to gay people for all of its history.

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hey, did yall know the quileute nation’s still (it is april 2021 as i write) trying to raise money to move out of that potential tsunami hazard zone and onto higher ground? i remember it was trending for a little while on tumblr when the twilight book came out but my corner of the web’s been quiet on it since.

there’s a lot going on all over the world right now but if you can spare them even 5 bucks, thats 5 bucks they wouldnt have had without you! please help them if you can.

https://mthg.org/

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the whole concept of tiktok being the new tumblr for kids makes me insane bc imagine the stupidest shit you’ve said on here as a kid but instead of a text post no one cares about it’s a video of you physically saying that shit out loud on the internet forever. i would just have to die

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Classist conspiracy theories about Shakespeare not having been the real author of his plays are old and tired. I’m starting a new, fun conspiracy theory that his wife was actually time traveler who panicked when she got to the 1500s and said her name was Anne Hathway after the famous actress. What do you think of that, Oxfordians?

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full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

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I hate these fucking cannibals so fucking much

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y'all will circlejerk yourself to the mysticisms of faeries and elves in european countries for centuries and take it as fact but the second native americans ask you to respect our spirituality and culture suddenly you're all aetheists

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people on this website be like “it’s actually school’s fault that i don’t know how to read because i wanted to write my essay on the divergent trilogy and that BITCH mrs. clarkson made us study 1984 instead. anyway here’s a 10 tweet thread of easily disproven misinformation about a 3 year old news story and btw, who is toni morrison?”

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If domestic housewives exist, that implies there are feral housewives

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It fucks me up learning that Newgrange is so old the tilt of the earth's axis has changed since the Neolithic period when it was built so the sunlight doesn't shine into it on December 21 today as well as it did when it was built.

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Hey if you’re going to comment on my posts with “q slur”, “q*eer”, “q word”, etc. instead of just queer, get the fuck off my posts.

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It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

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remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

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story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”

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I just remembered a mildly disturbing story I think you’ll like: When I was in middle school this guy I ~kinda~ knew walked up to me, shirt held up to his chest as a makeshift bag. He kneeled down in front of me, silently unzipped my backpack, and poured at LEAST a dozen oranges into it. He came back a while later to collect them. I’ve never understood what it all meant.