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[briana-matthews]

His gay ass would NOT choose pussy everyday I can tell you that much.

Have you heard of @does-this-character-eat-pussy, and what would you say if you found yourself on there?

I had not heard of that before, but i wouldn't be surprised if i was on there cause i eat pussy every day ✋😛🤚

[briana-matthews]

It feels surreal to see everyone after getting my memories back because. what.

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Of course! :D Can we also have the cookies again they are an absolute treat?

My mother @natasiakane is having a crashout because Bree is reminding her of Faye but I refuse to speak to her so can someone else take care of this? I KNOW there are some fans here that would love to.

[briana-matthews]

My dearest, I said your magic smells better than your cologne. Don't get too ahead of yourself.

Never EVER drench yourself in perfume in my presence or anyone's presence at all, really. Have some mercy.

[briana-matthews]

Your presence burns the hair in my nose, so frankly speaking, I don't care. *douses myself in the strongest perfume i found*

Never EVER drench yourself in perfume in my presence or anyone's presence at all, really. Have some mercy.

[briana-matthews]

LAY DOWN AND SLEEP YOU'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR GOD-KNOWS-HOW-MANY DAYS JUST SLEEP YOU BUFFOON

@douglas-larkin please get him to take some rest ffs

migrainw again

@douglas-larkin @s-kane do canbioms have to deal with this shit and if niy can I have some blood transfer

[briana-matthews]

Should I call Mariah to the rescue or just take a back seat at this?

My mother @natasiakane is having a crashout because Bree is reminding her of Faye but I refuse to speak to her so can someone else take care of this? I KNOW there are some fans here that would love to.

[briana-matthews]

@william-the-not-conqueror Did you and Valec find anything about Zoe and Eli, where are they? Are they safe? I'm getting worried about them guys we can't have them around Sel either.

[briana-matthews]

26 miles?? Okay yeah I'm with you on this. But at least you got a piggyback out of it.

Sorry for the long radio silence. Surprised @william-the-not-conqueror with a trip to the mountains. Apparently he is NOT an outdoors guy.

[briana-matthews]

Hey can everybody in the tor-needs-to-go fanclub meet me in the hall for once I have shirts and the inventory necessary.

Don't tell William tho he won't be happy about this.

Sarah needs to break up with Tor what is she waiting for??

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I told you to not watch that movie you know you're not good with horror why do you do this everytime

[briana-matthews]

If I had a nickel every time I met a guy and had an instant strong pull associated with him that felt like fate had put us together on the same path but left it unsaid unanswered whether we were friends or foes, then ended up being an ally with the said guy, surviving chaos and danger, maneuvering both his feelings and my assumptions about me and everything they've believed, become their royalty, their crown, and defy all they've ever known as "truth", then leave on a personal quest of my own while they both intend to follow and find me for reasons unbeknownst to anyone but them, reunite with them and have the trajectory of our lives altered one too many times, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

[briana-matthews]

..did you just- Nevermind, sure, we can catch up.

Sarah needs to break up with Tor what is she waiting for??

[briana-matthews]

Hmm noted.

do not bring william on an outdoors trip

do not accept trip ideas from cambions

I think I know where the vacation needs to be.

Sorry for the long radio silence. Surprised @william-the-not-conqueror with a trip to the mountains. Apparently he is NOT an outdoors guy.

[briana-matthews]

List of things I want as a king:

A fucking break.

[briana-matthews]

Say for yourself, you aren't even caught up on the gossip yet.

Sarah needs to break up with Tor what is she waiting for??

[briana-matthews]

I thought getting my memories back would be a wholesome moment who was going to tell me my memories coming back means so many feelings that I had no idea even existed my heart is so full there's so much feelings..

Some feelings will make my ancestors side-eye me so bad. Oh wait..