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barles bingus bog behind the scenes

sometimes you write a chord and question what you're doing with your life

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barles bingus bog behind the scenes 2

i had to do maths

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barles bingus bog behind the scenes

originally the bog police were going to hang out in GOTSLAR land for a while, but it ended up making the final report drag on for way too long, so i cut it. it mostly worked out in my favour, except i also had to cut this interaction, which made me very sad :(

"That was spectacular," says GOTSLAR. “Did I hear a touch of Lydian dominant in there?” “Erm,” says Brian nervously. “You sure did?” “Absolutely nasty, my friend. You wouldn't care to let me have a few more of those riffs, would you?" Davies looks around for an escape as GOTSLAR raises a hand. "Oh. That was all you had, apparently."

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to be fair you have to have a very high iq to understand bog band

The Barles Bingus Bog Band - Available now

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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BARLES BINGUS BOG BAND, PART 2

What is it? 

It's a bog-themed concept album that's been gently dipped in the idea of jazz, and an accompanying murder (maybe!) mystery short story which was accidentally dropped in the jazz and has been soaking in it for several hours now.

Who is it for? 

Those who like their music genres ill-defined, enjoyers of bad puns on a somewhat niche subject, and ones who have a taste for silly stories with accompanying experimental music.

Why would you make this? 

I was compelled to, by no one in particular.

What about the frogs?

What frogs? I don't see any frogs. Stop asking about the frogs.

Why are you so defensive about the frogs?

I'm not defensive. There are no frogs in my vicinity, and I have not been writing an album while locked in a room with hundreds of them for several months.

Several months? What have you been eating?

They made me soup. Do not ask who "they" are.

Was the soup good?

Yes, it was. Thanks for asking.

And the album?

That remains to be seen.

Where can I get it?

You can find it for free on my website or on Bandcamp. If you want a plot-free listening experience, it's also available to stream on Spotify and other major streaming services.

Can I meet the frogs?

Please don't ask any more questions. I just want to see my family again.

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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BARLES BINGUS BOG BAND

"what the fuck"

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The Barles Bingus Bog Band - Track Listing and Personnel

Petricore

For the Love of Peat

Ombrotrophy

The Girl from Uchter Moor

The Night Has a Thousand Eyes

Paludification

Lost in Time

Barley “Barles” Bingus – Clarinet 1 Arby Daniels – Clarinet 2 Wayne Longer – Flute Wafer Wormboy – Heckelphone Mack “The Knife” Mackerel – Concertina Kilometres Davis – Harmonica Chichard Corea - Reed organ Salmon Fisher – Lute Friar Thelonious – Accordion Spoonbill Evans – Bagpipe Soap Sudson - Contrabass clarinet John Coltrain - Greatbass recorder Grog “The Frog” Gubbins - Acoustic bass Blart Akey – Bongos Dad Bong – Shaker

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The Barles Bingus Bog Band - Album Reviews

A fantastically mediocre performance from the king of average himself. Barles Bingus has done it again! 5/10 - Wetlands Daily The Barles Bingus Bog Band has come back strong after 20 years of inaction. Buy yourselves tickets to the release show on Saturday, folks - you won’t want to miss out on this! 100/100 - The Official Barles Bingus Bog Band Fanboard While we can always rely on Bingus to produce listenable content, it's clear that the Bog Band's glory days are over. This album lacks the talent and energy that defined Bingus' best works. 3/5 - Peatersburg Herald What first appears to be a well-put-together album is quickly revealed to be anything but. I pray that their god has mercy on them. 2 stars - Pitchfork

The Barles Bingus Bog Band - Coming June 28th

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sharing only the best bits of the album

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Album notes written by Barley “Barles” Bingus, composer and head of the Barles Bingus Bog Band. Everybody put your fins, paws, and other appendages together for the return of the Barles Bingus Bog Band! We’ve got faces both fresh and familiar, coming together to bring all you beautiful people something you’ve never heard before. This album is, as always, dedicated to the God of the Sickest Licks and Riffs. I have poured my heart and soul into this music, and I can wholeheartedly say that it features nothing but the sickest of licks and riffs for your listening pleasure. So why wait? Get this record into your gramophone, and we'll get this show on the road.

The Barles Bingus Bog Band - coming June 28th

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the st. peatersburg lawnmower ensemble brings you a beautiful rendition of a bog band classic

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if you have been eagerly anticipating esteemed brian cocks's newest creation then rejoice,

the Barles Bingus Bog Band is Coming Soon!

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That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Fat White Bricklayer Named Craig! - Chapter 14 and Epilogue now available

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That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Fat White Bricklayer Named Craig! - Chapter 14 and Epilogue now available

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if you would like to be the owner of a digital copy of That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Fat White Bricklayer Named Craig with this beautiful cover, head on over to My Website where it is now downloadable in pdf and epub form (for free!)

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Wow. Just finished reading. Amazing ending.

One question: Dose this mean that Tanaka was also like Katzu at some point? Is it an endless cycle?

search deep within and you may find the answer was there all along

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That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Fat White Bricklayer Named Craig! - Chapter 14 and Epilogue now available