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the suffering never ends

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i do not have a brain. where my brain is meant to be there is a small pond filled with tadpoles and water lilies

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@kazooreal me to you rn

FRIENDS 2.16 — The One Where Joey Moves Out

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the sun the moon and the stars - greg mort

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very good things

when i look at my dog and exclaim “kisses you!” and she comes over so I can give her a kiss on the face

when i look at my dog and exclaim “kisses me?” and her tail goes ballistic as she smooches my face ecstatically 

my dog

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starburst 🌟

reference from elo acessorios

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Hit the hay so hard last night that i found the needle

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my writing fundamentally changed forever ten years ago when i realized you could use sentence structure to control people’s heart rates. is this still forbidden knowledge or does everyone know it now

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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

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please, mr. jepsen is my father, call me maybe

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Froggy enjoys the spring day

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me when someone doesn’t answer my ask Immediately and On The Spot: oh no they hate me i’m so annoying i should deactivate my account i suck everyone hates me i have no frien

me when i get an ask: i will spend Nineteen Hundred Hours curating the Perfect Response

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Sorry i said some thing weird i don't know why

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to think is to thonk

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