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hold on the amount of cunt they serve together. this is so mrs & mr smith hold on omg
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*in old lady voice* having kids would've saved him
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bc wtf do you mean i had to read the book to find out when benitez announces his papal name lomeli/lawrence sinks to his knees. HIS KNEES
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Conclave 2024
Poor Lawrence just can't catch a break 😔💔
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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink
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my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing
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did u guys see the picture of the brazilian cardinals. theres a tiny diva in it
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This is now my new favorite best friend duo
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using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible
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Knitted a moth sweater ✨ bought the pattern for it here!
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r/vexillology
The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain
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