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21 Photos Short Girls Will Definitely Relate To: Trying to buy pants. Any kind of pants. At any store.

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I met Lana Del Rey recently, my name is Ashley Frangipane and this is my M&G story. I met her August 28th of this year and it was horrific. She was rude, not classy and she lost a long time lipster that day. I walked into the $350 Silver VIP front row of her Endless Summer Tour and say hello she replies with “fake” and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard her wrong. As I approached her and asked to do my pose she stared at me blank faced. I continued talking “you saved my life” I say. “You’re the reason I’m alive today”. She looks me dead in the eye and says “you’ll die soon enough, fatty” and then whispered “try drugs, fatty”. I started crying I had never felt pain like this and she started laughing and said “are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now” and she flicked my vagina. The photographer took the photo of us and I headed out of the VIP section and that’s when Lana started making fart noises at me. I still can’t believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren’t true but Lana Del Rey is in fact; a horrible person. Now she’s harassing me on Snapchat by sending me awful photos, fat shaming me.Thank you for reading this. And if you don’t believe me ask Lorde he was there with me.

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This post is dedicated to those who are going through some really tough situations right now, but are holding on and not giving up. Keep going. Times will be better, lights will shine brighter. You can do this.

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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

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Russell Howard’s Good News s10e03

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“When Your HotLine Bling Coming Straight from the 6ix"👏😂😂 #sensational

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me: [doesnt get attention for fifteen seconds]

me: [drapes self over the lounge] it is fine. i am Okay. i suppose it is simply my destiny to die alone. Abandoned. Without a soul in the world to care for me. [delicately wipes a glistening tear from my eye] i'm not bothered. i Understand why you all Hate Me and wish me dead. after all, maybe it is all for the best....... [i stare forlornly into the middle distance, allowing my limbs to go slack as i lie back and wait to wither away, ignored forever]

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Russell Howard’s Good News s10e02

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when you see a hot guy wearing gray sweatpants

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

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Don’t insult someone’s smile.what the fuck. It’s somethin that happens naturally when they’re happy just let them fuckin be why would you try to knock someone down like that

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You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

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i support girls anger. i support girls who yell. i support girls who get called bitches and cunts at parties because they’ll swear at guys who won’t leave them alone. i support girls who don’t believe in second chances and cut off people who hurt them. i support girls who say no the first time and flip you off if you ask them again. i support girls who will never allow themselves to be pushovers and constantly get shit for it. you’re fucking incredible.