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Chapters: 6/? Fandom: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Connor/Markus (Detroit: Become Human), Markus/Simon (Detroit: Become Human) Characters: Connor (Detroit: Become Human), Markus (Detroit: Become Human), Upgraded Connor | RK900, Simon (Detroit: Become Human) Additional Tags: markus/simon briefly, the other stuff happens as the story progresses, lots of sad stuff, lots of action too, Detroit: Become Gay Summary:

It all went exactly how Amanda wanted it, except the old model had failed one crucial part of his mission: He had let the leader of Jericho run. They had assumed it was contaminated by the deviant virus, and while it was devastating that the RK200 had escaped, Amanda was far more satisfied with a model that could not become deviant, but could replicate the symptoms perfectly.

As Connor was slated to be destroyed, he began to cycle through his memories.

As he awakens, one can only wonder if it’s too late?

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Join if you like sucking dick, or if you think Star Wars is cool.

Alright so the setting is unclear. Perhaps we’re in the middle of the clone wars. Shit’s going down, Vader’s up and running, post-hissy fit and completing the goddamn Death Star. How edgy, amirite.

Maybe it’s the dawn of the First Order, and Ben Ten Kylo Ren has made the inevitable flip to the dork side. Who fucking knows at this point. I’m attempting to warp in an AU where general Grievous can exist while Finn is running around, saving lives. It’ll be free universe where democracy is thoroughly fucked and the world is full of edgy man-babies who shouldn’t wield light sabres but do anyway.

No auto-hitting. What the fuck? –> No god-modding either.

Do not kill anyone unless you have express permission to do so.

OCs are allowed, but they cannot be Mary Sue and be The Literal Prince of Darkness™. Ani already claimed that title and you might have to chop his limbs off to snag it from him. Ha ha. No being a dick OOC. –> Seriously. Do not. —> The only one allowed to be a dick is me. And that’s when I remove abhorrent assholes from this drama-free chat.

Don’t spam. No “yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo”-ing, none of that.

Even if you do not mean to RP, OOC brackets are required.

This is NSFW for violence and action and whatnot, but if you wanna get it on make sure either everyone’s down for it (or ready to ignore your posts (yes, that’s a really helpful function added on if you click someone’s name)) or hide your posts in spoilers. I won’t force (ha) you to swap rooms unless someone’s expressly bootybothered by it.

Hmm.

Homestuck characters are allowed, provided they’re a canon species. –> Trolls and cherubs are not canon, so you’ll have to get creative.

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I GET WHY THE DIAMONDS LEAD

Ok so when a gem is broken they die right? Well diamonds are UNBREAKABLE. So they’re basically immortal, and the most beautiful, powerful, and rare gems.

Diamonds, however, can be broken by OTHER diamonds. So the crewniverse are being cagey af about pink diamond, and we all though it was Rose for a while, due to her huge size and the broken pink diamond statue and symbol at the Sky Arena. At first I thought it was because Rose was Pink Diamond and the statue would give it away. But what if Pink Diamond is dead. What if one of the other diamonds killed her

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Lil Hal, ta-da. 

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why are there waiting lists for preschools!!! babies are so small!! 800 could fit in one room just stack them 

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if you order protons AND electrons we’ll send you neutrons free of charge

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It had to be done

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The LORT

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havin a crush on someone and not knowing if they like you back

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WTF WAS THAT NOISE.

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Zack Callison (voice of Steven) sings “Cookie Cat” live !

Χαχαχαχα… Nefeli !!! ^_^

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advice from true friends

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