23 year old married social worker that should probably get off tumblr. Waiting for JMO 🤱🏻
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are you ever in a moment and think damn i’m really gonna miss this
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He tried to fake sleep and laughed when she caught him
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I can’t believe I’m gonna die in a secret Russian base with Steve ‘The Hair’ Harrington. It’s just too trippy, man.
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hopper bending down to talk to joyce (◕ᴗ◕)
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rip to all the kids who used to reads books cover to cover in one sitting and now can’t find the energy to read for fun
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me, a dumbass, two weeks ago: why is it so cold its literally the month of May like
me now that the heat is Here:

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insert your card into the chip reader. put it in. hurry up. just fucking put the card in the chip reader. now leave it. leave it. do not even look at it. leave it alone you asshole leave your card in the chip reader. keep it in. if you take it I swear I wi–
TAKE IT OUT! REMOVE YOUR CARD RIGHT NOW TAKE YOUR CARD OUT TAKE IT OUT OF THE CHIP READER TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE YOUR CARD BACK AND GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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My husband-God bless him-bought me chocolate milk and made me brownies because that’s what I wanted
But I have an upper respiratory infection and it was not a good choice
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john krasinski breaking character in the office for two minutes straight
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I’ve never been so grateful for poop in my life
I’ve been drinking water, taking fiber pills every day, and eating massive quantities of produce (My husband laughed at me when I sent him to the store with my list saying there’s no way I could eat it all).Despite doing all the right things I’m really struggling with digestive issues.
#third trimester#constipation#i already might have ibs-c (doctor was talking about ruling it out back in October) and pregnancy has#made it sooo much worse#the pressure and pain i was feeling were insane#pregblr#anyone else have this issues#it’s been several days
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