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//IM ALIVE AND WELL MY BRAIN IS JUST DEAD LATELY

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“You got it! And it works basically every time. I’m my own guinea pig.”

“It’s way easier than walking on eggshells. In some real danger I can just freeze the other guy solid and run.”

“You figure out a lot more about a person by annoying them than you do by being nice to them. And I know, that’s how you get beat up, but I’d rather get beat up on purpose from the offset than mess up two weeks later and find out by mistake.”

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“You figure out a lot more about a person by annoying them than you do by being nice to them. And I know, that’s how you get beat up, but I’d rather get beat up on purpose from the offset than mess up two weeks later and find out by mistake.”

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No offense is taken by Jack. Besides, this’ll buff right out.

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Ow. That sent snowflakes flying everywhere from the impact, too. Bad choice, but at least now Jack knows relatively how volatile this guy is.

He’ll give the other a ranking of ‘no touchy’.

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“…alright, you aren’t Sonic. Good to know. You and Miles must get along great, though. You both have the same kinda attitude.”

"since some of you bastards aren't gettin' the hint. . .it seems like introductions are in order. i ain't sonic. i never WILL be sonic, and there ain't anythin' similar between us. the name's scourge. i'm the toughest of the tough and ain't NOBODY out there has ever been able to stand up to me and live to tell the tale."

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“Great idea,” Jack agrees, grinning like a shot fox. Before he heads off to do this stupid thing, he bonks his head against Tails’s. Obnoxious affectionate goodbye to drive the guy insane. “Wouldn’t want him thinking we’re rude or weird. He’d get the right idea.”

“…did Sonic dye himself bright green??”

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I JUST THINK HES NEAT…

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“Alright, so he has an evil twin. That makes more sense.”

“…did Sonic dye himself bright green??”

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“…did Sonic dye himself bright green??”

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“Usually before! Sometimes after. I like to mix it up a little, keep everyone guessing. Am I the joker or the ace?”

“Well, I’m always a real card. That’s for sure!”

“My solution to everything is to nod and look like I know what’s going on. Then I shoot ice somewhere and everyone cheers.”

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“My solution to everything is to nod and look like I know what’s going on. Then I shoot ice somewhere and everyone cheers.”

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"Powdered. We respect the working class here."

"The real stuff, or the powdered stuff? There's a difference"

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His joyous hoot is wild as it dances around the room. Jack actually drops his staff for a moment, and the breeze kicks around happily as the usually reasonable Snow Queen decides to have a bit of a good time.

"TEAM PARM, TEAM PARM, TEAM PARM!" He chants, beaming. "You are now a part of the world's coolest secret club."

All Jack Frost needs is a cracked window. A sliver of an open door.

And by the look on Elsa's face? He's got one. Team Parmesan is going to either expand or he's going in a solid block of ice for a few hours. Either works for him.

"Amazing. Why do you think adults don't want you to do it?? It's because it's GREAT."

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//in the name of science and fairness, i went downstairs and had a tablespoon of parmesan cheese straight from the shaker. Kraft.

and i have to say- it's not bad? a bit of an odd texture, because it's made to be sprinkled like a powder. but other than that, it's just... cheese and salt. it's cheese and salt and strong but not technically BAD

like, i wouldnt seek it out to eat it direct myself, but i can see how my boy might. both in the terms of 'cheese used to be a rarity' and 'the faces people make when he does this are fantastic'

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All Jack Frost needs is a cracked window. A sliver of an open door.

And by the look on Elsa's face? He's got one. Team Parmesan is going to either expand or he's going in a solid block of ice for a few hours. Either works for him.

"Amazing. Why do you think adults don't want you to do it?? It's because it's GREAT."

"I am also a former human and I say it isn't. We're at an impasse, Elsie."

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Imagine never having cheese at all. Hardly ever, and you also had to handmake all your own butter.

Bet you understand my love of instant parmesan now.