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Just a joke based on the implication made about the dark urge's hobbies and this scene in brooklyn99.

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"I was so young. I didn't recognize evil, when I saw it!"

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#starry comp for more♡

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would you still love me if I was your stinky slayer-wife? (of course he would)

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just wanted to share this with as much people as possible

Edit: for y'all asking, this is from Lorroakan's scene when confronting him with Aylin - I used the Ring of Metamorph mod to replace him with Gale

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Hey remember the color wheel challenge back in November?

No repost please

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Astarion, Dark Urge BG3 comic

Yay, I did it - Happy Halloween!🎃 I hope you enjoyed my little dark edgy story! If they decide to sacrifice everyone, but stay together, I always imagined them to be the perfect worst corrupted couple, yet equal, manipulating in turns when the other one is not looking haha

Not quite sure of Gale is a bit too much of a hypocrite in this one but I like to put wise words into his mouth lol Also I had to put Karlach in this one because I wanted the whole group to be there >:(

Part 2 here

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fuck i posted this to the wrong blog entirely

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Okay, so… One day I was heading home from my magistrate court office. And I walked passed this old creepy castle. And I looked at it and think ‘very old and creepy’. And then a gang of Gur attaked me. And then a creature flies at me! It dragged me back to this dark dungeon. And bit into my neck. And then it opened it’s wings, like this. And hovered above me screeching… ‘…ah! haha-haa! Now you are vampire.’ I know we all hate Cazador but I couldn't resist a stupid joke! BG3 + What we do in the shadows crossover that no one asked for XD

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Insufferable ex shows divorce photos (very embarrassing)

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Each of us could bring destruction to this world, but we chose to save it.

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The kiss option is immaculate. I think we would all really benefit from a hug option too

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hahahahaaaa get safe and cared for, idiot

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I can not believe that this is actually a cutscene in the game and I'm not even joking

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give him a turn in the lobster suit

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speeches for dr. frankenstein, margaret atwood

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astarion after drinking your blood