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When the guy who isn't going to do the work makes the plan.
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Hiring a department full of people to determine where you're wasting money
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Called on Sunday night about trivial issues
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"There's an urgent issue..." 30 minutes after the end of the day
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"Lifelong relationships" with recruiters at the first sign of economic downturn
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When a patch comes out 2 weeks after the upgrade
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Me when they say their issue is urgent
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"What do you do for a living?"
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When support asks you to try something that you told them you already did
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The situation 6 minutes after on call shift starts
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Trying to find the money for these additional EC2 instances the vendor says we need
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Me when the user starts DMing me at 4:45 PM on Friday
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Users, SysOps, and DBAs determining who caused the latest outage
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