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fuck yesssss they just gavwe me early access to all of the future grief i could possibly imagine for myself 😍

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anyways here's the story i mentioned in the tags. bob dylan calling carrie fisher to ask her about cologne names

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Let’s block a parking space with mama

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donald sutherland's letter to the first film's director, gary ross, that landed him the role of coriolanus snow.

thank you for playing such a vital role with great motive and mastery. you will be remembered. rest in peace, sir. 🕊️

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i'm crying rn.... the fucking Torta.....

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Guy freezes his hair and it stands tall.

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💫Cosmic Swallow💫

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can we start trading friendship bracelets at non taylor swift concerts? i wanna be crafting with the middle aged men at the springsteen show

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cannot stop thinking about this tweet… AUGH 😭

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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

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Being carried swiftly by mama

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One thing about MASH is that after Wayne Rogers left they didn’t reshoot the intro and instead just cut around him and add BJ in. This means that while Trapper cannot be seen in the intro, his shadow remains visible in the shot where the jeeps carrying wounded are moving downhill

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[murderbot voice] that was private

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Clarence Clemons, Michigan, 1984. Photo by David Gahr.

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*lying at a job interview voice* yeah i can sing all of the lyrics of American Pie by Don McLean. WITHOUT slipping into the weird al version. easy