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Go outside get in your car drive 5 to 10 hours touch some waves. Tell your boss nothing
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JFK and Abe Lincoln were killed by the same bullet after it popped through Abe's chest it buonced off the railing and ricocheted around America for 80 beautiful years before lodging itself firmly in Kennedy's thick russet potato dip shit skull
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If I was Denethor the second, Steward of Gondor I would not have sent my son to a council meeting to try and get a cursed ring- I would have sent both my sons out to Seduce Aragorn by any means necessary.
If I wanted the crown of Gondor and to secure leadership for my family for all time I would have said boys. Get out there. Make it happen. Fluff your beautiful shiny hair up. Make papa proud
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the other day i was telling my partner about my new coworkers and the spirit moved me to start inserting characters from Piano Man
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the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting
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"O yeah, im excited for Warrior's Way for the plot"
the plot:
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every time you;re not looking they add another skarsgard brother
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not to add to the chorus of people going wow black sails is criminally underrated but now that i've finished it all i've been thinking for like 48 hours straight is wow black sails is criminally underrated. and also the fact that toby stephens never even received an emmy nomination for his performance is insane and completely unbelievable and is probably one of the worst award snubs of all time.
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