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"Rocktard got a bow and arrow!" [x]

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HAHAHAHA I JUST NOTICED 'Bring me the questions' COME ON NOW YOU CAN BE MORE CREATIVE

Don't judge me!

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the baby farted on you in your sleep

He's just like you then

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my feet hurt rub them better

I'll cut em off for you and put them in a shoe box

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lemme redo your theme it makes me cry

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I AM NOT YELLING YOURE THE ONE THAT IS YELLING. I JUST TALK LOUD

YOU'RE YELLING AT ME NOW YOU CUNTNUGGET!

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Falling in my footsteps.... So proud

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And I will forever be haunted

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I don't wanna fucking hear it! It's - 6 HERE!

Take your 36 degree weather back florida dont want it fuckers

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how do you plan on taking over the world if you're not on aim??

I'm always on AIM! I get off for one damn day and you act like I vanished for 20 years.

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All of them!

DON'T YELL AT ME!

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ask me everything.

1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?

5: Are you interested in anyone right now?

6:What's your biggest regret?

7: Do you want to be single?

8: Did you go out or stay in last night?

9: What's your sign?

10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?

11: Last three things you had to drink?

12: Have you pretended to like someone?

13: Would you try a Threesome?

14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?

17: Where are you going on your next Vaca?

18: Hold hands with anyone this week?

19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?

20: What would you name your future daughter?

21: Do you miss anyone?

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?

23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?

25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?

26: Who did you last see in person?

27: Are you listening to music right now?

28: What is something you currently want right now?

29:What is your perfect date?

30: How is your heart lately?

31: What's your biggest turn ons?

32: Biggest turn offs?

33: What do people call you?

34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?

36: Who did you last share a bed with?

37: Did you do something bad today?

38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?

39: Do you get stressed out easily?

40: Will you sing today?

41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?

42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?

43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?

44: What are you listening to right now?

45: What is wrong with you right now?

46: What is on your wrists right now?

47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wea

48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?

49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?

50: What was your first date like?

51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?

52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?

53: Most embarassing moment?

54: What did you dream of last night?

55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?

56: Do you curse around your parents?

57: Do you use chap stick?

58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?

59: Do you have a little sister?

60: Do you believe what goes around comes around?

61: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?

62: Are most of your friend guys or girls?

63:Have you ever TPd someone’s house?

64: Do you like hickeys?

65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?

67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?

68: Would you rather sleep with someone or alone?

69: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?

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The presents I have in store for my wife... She might never be able to walk again

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brightlightsdarkeyes:

Click for fashion, model, grunge, indie

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Daddy and Cobee got matching shoes. He's gonna be like me

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Remember the time I broke my hand on slamming that ass too hard Oli?

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Tag your porn. Frick!

Okay okay okay. get your tits outta a knot