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yes, but consider this: gansey on drunk history

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The funniest and greatest part of trc was going from blue’s pov (poly and raised in a commune) to ronan’s pov (catholic and insane). One chapter blue is like me and the boys are all in love with each other, the concept of having one true love is limiting because loving someone now doesn’t negate the love you might feel for someone else in the future, i can kiss my friends and be attracted to them without anything changing between us and next chapter you have ronan going if after i die my boyfriend likes someone else more than me or even the same amount as me i’m dreaming a bomb and blowing us all up.

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I think I have a connection to girlhood in the same way you have a connection to a sports team you vaguely like. Or the team you randomly get assigned to for gym class.

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Click for the other causes as well if you can!

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Staring at your knuckles while we talk in the same way a straight guy stares at titties

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you can click on this button once daily to help palestine and support other causes in the middle east for free. it takes literally 5 seconds and could help save lives so please take the time to click and share this link.

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I have exactly 2 positions in the Kevin Romance game

1. AroAce king, my guy has exy thats IT

This includes the fact that he’s always around Neil and Andrew, though when he’s asked if he’s dating either he just makes the most disgusted face ever.

He will make the same disgusted face when people/reporters/the other foxes ask him about them.

He’s so uninterested in them that he’ll completely ignore any kind of romantic shit between the two of them if he needs something from them

He will will not knock before entering the dorm room, even if he knows Andrew and Neil are alone in there

He will not knock on any door ever actually

He just waltzes in and makes his demands (usually: play exy with me now or watch exy with me now), no matter how much clothes anyone is wearing

Neil and Andrew watch history documentaries with him even though Neil finds them dreadfully boring

He’s like the third wheel who knows that both of the people in the couple are fucking obsessed with him

2. He is dating Andrew and Neil

It’s unoriginal but I love it, don’t need to elaborate actually.

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literally sobbing over the raven cycle graphic novel. They’re exactly as tiny and adorable as I imagined. I need to grab them in my teeth and shake them like a dog

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funniest thing nora could do is make kandriel canon after like 10 years

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speaking of peeing the bed it's been long enough that i can tell this story publicly. in high school i went to a party at some house with no adults, as you sometimes would, and at the end of the night like 10 people all clonked out together in the same bed. fully clothed, one of those teenage moments where you're like wow heehee how rule-breaking, because sure a lot of our parents wouldn't like us sleeping in a bed with a bunch of other teenagers and no adult supervision blah blah. fond memories. anyway.

i'm an extremely light sleeper, so i barely slept, and sometime around 6 am, i woke up to a girl totally panicking, very quietly, because she peed the bed in her sleep. and listen. this wasn't a group of mean kids by any measure. but there's no level of kindness or understanding in the world that will make peeing the bed when you're 17, surrounded by people you only sort of know, a gentle blow.

so i sat up and she was like "oh my god" and I signaled at her to be absolutely silent and I said I'd be right back. And I crawled over everyone and out of the bed like a stupid cat.

and the thing is, by senior year i wasn't getting bullied much anymore. i was generally pretty well liked by my peers, but, if this makes sense, people still didn't always expect very much from me. i was still figuring out how to mask (autistic) and i still often said or did something that made everyone remember i'm weird and they'd just be like "well. that's story for you. i guess." and for the most part i'd become pretty secure in that.

so what i'm saying is i had nothing to lose and this girl had everything to lose.

so i went downstairs and i made tomato soup. and by "made" i mean i put a whole can of tomato soup in a too-small mug and microwaved it until it was lukewarm so as to be convincingly "made" but not so hot to burn someone.

and then i walked back upstairs, and no longer like a cat, i clumsily "attempted" to crawl back into bed, loudly lost my balance, and spilled tomato soup all over the girl and her lap and several other people's laps and heads and the mattress.

everyone woke up confused and anguished and i was like, "oh my god, I'm so sorry. I just got really hungry and it's all i could find."

and everyone immediately accepted with absolutely no further questions that I would go downstairs, make tomato soup at 6 am,and bring it back to bed. everyone just begrudgingly climbed onto the floor and went back to sleep while I put the bedding right into the laundry.

i don't even know this girl's name. i only remembered this story recently because i'm in my hometown for a few months and recently a high school acquaintance said, "hey. do you remember spilling soup on everyone after prom? why did you do that?" and for a moment i genuinely did not and i stared at them completely dumbfounded while the memory loaded and then i started laughing too hard to answer for 2 minutes.

the best part is i can tell this story, and even if it reaches the people who were there, none of them will know which one of them peed the bed. thanks to tomato soup.

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if you’re a baby trans and you haven’t started smoking cigarettes or vaping yet don’t. it’s actually not that hot or interesting. It will just cause you ungodly frustrations and suffering and cost you a bunch of money and be next to impossible to quit

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If you're in LGBT friendly spaces and someone introduces themselves and cautiously says they're fine with any pronouns, it is your duty to notice which pronouns the people around you tend to default to for them and ensure that you refer to them with any and every pronoun under the sun except for that one. You must.

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being poly with no bitches is a little funny

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obsessed with how fixable society is, on a structural level.

obsessed with how all you need to do is throw money at public education and eliminate most standardized testing and you will start getting smarter, more engaged, kinder adults. obsessed with how giving people safe housing, reliable access to good food, and decent wages dramatically reduces drug overdoses and gun violence. obsessed with how much people actually want to get together and fix infrastructure, invent new ways of helping each other, and create global ways of living sustainably once you give them livable pay to do so. obsessed with how tracking diseases, developing medicines, and improving public health becomes so much easier when you just make healthcare free at point of use.

obsessed with how easy it all becomes, if we can just figure out how to wrench the wealth out of the hands of the hoarders.

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this really happened

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So, uuuuh, my friend got me to read this series and fucked me over