“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”
“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”
“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”
“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
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This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.
In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.
(via siftingflour)
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She looked perfectly into the camera
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"The Emperor survived?" "Well, u n t i l h e m e t M E,"
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College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”
(via cdeathhh)
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
(via combatbabycomeback)
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
(via thisisgoodbyegravity)
"Hit me I’m fucking stressed out and need a break from trying to attend university and working a part-time job at the same time"
(via joyfullychaotic)
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i’m not a traditional witch
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Magdalena Frackowiak - VSFS 2012
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what even are cats
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