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Infographic: Legally Married and Legally Fired , Center for American Progress

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“...” This man if going to be the death of him.

“…360 no scope MLG champ WHOO!”

          † Fucking moonwalks out.

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“I swear to god, Garret.”

     † “Showering for this DIAHCK.”

          † Pelvic thrust.

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“I was in the middle of a shower and you knocked the door down.”

     † “No I’m not.”

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sxnnerx replied to your post : { By the by, I’ve moved Monroe over onto multimuse...

aYY

That’s right, baby, you’re special as heckie

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{ By the by, I’ve moved Monroe over onto multimuse just so I can interact with a lot of people, but this Monroe is just for sxnnerx for whenever they’re online uwu }

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“Welcome home, baby. You’re fixing that bathroom door.”

          † Kicks down the door.

     † “IM BACK.”

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{ You know, I have a very special gift for sxnnerx and I want to give it to them now, but that would just make it so impersonal. It's a song and I want to sing it for them, but I have to wait until they're actually here. Ugh, time, move faster }

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Screaming noises.

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"Calm down, handsome. No need to be so nervous. It's just sex, no big deal. I'll be sure to keep it a secret~" Purred the brunet, crawling across soft sheets and licking his lips. Like a predator about to pounce on its next meal.

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"Would you like me to run a bath for later? Maybe I can rub your back?"

     † “Unless you’re a math genius, not really. Thanks anyways, baby. I should be done soon.”

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Vertical Garden by Patrick Blanc

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"You've been doing this all day, baby. Anything I can do to help?"

          † A sigh, but he’ll go ahead and plant a smooch on his lips, holding him close. 

     † “—‘ove you too, baby.”

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Taking the opportunity given to him, Monroe leaned up to lavish kisses all over his darling fiance's face. "I love you, baby."

     † “What, baby?”

          † He reluctantly placed the pen down and turned to face his fiance. Knowing Monroe, he probably wouldn’t be getting back to those anytime soon.

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Casually slaps Monroes ass. What a beautiful booty it is.

Casually wiggles said booty. Yup, smack it again.

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"I bet we can survive this!" "2 pesetas says we can’t!”