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@ rafealexander : decided to take a break from wrestlemania madness to reminisce on the pitch.

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honestly i'm lookin' forward to your match mate. mostly to see you put that prick paul through said commentator table. so i'll let it slide. plus you're aj styles and you're bloody brilliant so.

can't promise that one sir, especially in the match I'M in.

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If you had to shoot your shot with a colleage who would it be?

cheeky anon are we ??? are we talkin’ non’-wrestlers ? wrestlers ? both ??

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sigh. fine fine. but you're explainin' it to big h if my arse is handed to me.

c’mon bro you really had me thinking you would come through for me.

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+ 1 NEW MEME ,

thirsty thursday confessions. reblog to partake and send each other your deepest darkest desires, your secret crushes, your dirty secrets. the more outlandish the better.

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rafe alexander. commentator. professional athlete. won liverpool two championships. 45 million followers and counting. my own sirius xm radio show that’s top ten around the world. who are you ?

alright, no bullshit. who the fuck are you ??

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but my pants are prada i don’t wanna get my trousers dirty. it’s high fashion.

so just like, keep the popcorn in a better place or something. shouldn't you people know by now that the desks are basically never safe? they break for a reason.

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when you spend 7 dollars on popcorn and it gets knocked over tiff , i turn into an old man. least have a code word like : tiffy time bitch ‘ to give me a heads up or something.

maybe shout at the people involved because it's giving old man shouts at cloud meme.

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this   time   could   we   try   to   avoid   knockin'   over   my   popcorn   this   time   you   decide   to   tear   apart   the   commentator   booth ? THAT'S PRECIOUS CARGO.

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…… pax did i do sometbin’ to make you mad?

my  boots?  standing  on  your  liver?  it's  more  likely  than  you  think  .ᐟ

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you know im in your corner always. best mates forever right ?

can't wait to have the title back where it belongs.

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the   rantline   is   rafe   caldwell’s   weekly   voicemail   segment   on   his   siriusxm   radio   show,   v   non-stop   pop   fm,   where   listeners   leave   passionate,   hilarious,   or   completely   unhinged   messages   about   football,   wrestling,   and   pop   culture.   every   week,   rafe   plays   these   voicemails   live   on-air,   reacting   with   his   signature   wit,   playful   mockery,   and   genuine   warmth—making   it   one   of   the   station’s   most   popular   (and   chaotic)   segments.

rafe   (on-air):

“ alright …    this   one’s   from @usouptight   out   in   newark ,    new   jersey.   think   we   know   where   this   is   going.     alright mate , the rant line is yours. ”

voicemail   (airing   live):

“GUNTHER — YOU   FKING   MONSTER — BLEEP ! — WHAT   THE   FK — BLEEP ! — WAS   THAT?!   YOU   TIED   JEY   TO   THE   ROPES   AND   BEAT   THE   ST—BLEEP! — OUT   OF   HIS   BROTHER   IN   FRONT   OF   HIM   LIKE   IT   WAS   A   GODDAMN   HORROR   MOVIE.   YOU   FREAK.   YOU   ABSOLUTE   FKING   BLEEP—BLEEP!—WHO   THE   FK—BLEEP!—DOES   THAT?!   I   HOPE   YOU   CHOP   A   WALL   AND   BREAK   YOUR   OWN   HAND,   I   HOPE   YOUR   MUSIC   HITS   AND   THE   POWER   CUTS   OUT,   I   HOPE   YOU   FKING   SLIP—BLEEP!—ON   A   WET   FLOOR   SIGN   YOU   DIDN’T   SEE   ‘CAUSE   YOUR   GIANT     A**—BLEEP!—WAS   TOO   BUSY   BEING   A   SICK,   SADISTIC —BLEEP!.   I   HAVEN’T   YELLED   THIS   LOUD   SINCE   BROCK   TOOK   THE   STREAK.   I   SWEAR   TO   GOD   IF   JEY   DOESN’T   GET   PAYBACK   I’M   STARTING   A   RIOT   IN   THE   PARKING   LOT."

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i'd be there d man , but they have me at rehearsals during that time. rain check ?

i don’t even really like vodka but somehow agreed to do a meet and greet partnered with a vodka company. someone come with me tomorrow to keep me company in case it’s a complete disaster.

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mate. who hurt you ? sounds like an adele lyric.

sooner or later. i’ll be here, and everything’ll be as good as it used to be. emphasis on the sooner.

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full   name:       rafe       james   alexander. faceclaim:   trent   alexander-arnold voiceclaim:   greg   james   (bbc   radio   host) birthdate:    august   15th. height:   6'6" gender:   cis-male age:   30 hometown:   london,   england current   location:   between   nyc,   london,   and   various   event   locations occupation:     wwe   commentator,   radio   host   on   siriusxm   (v   non-stop   pop   fm),   seasonal   euro   league   commentator

adopted and raised   in   a   lively    pub   by   his   two   dads,   rafe   alexander    grew   from   a   PROMISING   football   prodigy at the premiere football club ' LIVERPOOL '    into   a   multifaceted   media   personality   standing   at   an   imposing   6'6".   after   an   injury   cut   short   his   sports   career,   rafe   transitioned   into   broadcasting,   where   his   charismatic   presence   and   infectious   energy   quickly   made   him   a   favorite.   his   viral   post-match   football   commentary   clips   caught   the   attention   of   wwe   execs,   leading   to   an   unexpected   offer — and   he’s   been   on   the   headset   ever   since.   as   a   wwe   commentator,   he   brings   humor   and   insight   to   every   match,   while   his   seasonal   gigs   as   a   euro   league   commentator   keep   him   connected   to   his   football   roots.   off   the   pitch   and   outside   the   ring,   rafe   captivates   global   audiences   on   v   non-stop   pop   fm,   a   24/7   radio   show   on   SIRIUSXM   where   pop   culture,   sports,   and   lively   fan   interactions   collide.   whether   he's   behind   the   mic   at   a   major   wrestling   event,   calling   an   intense   football   match,   or   spinning   tracks   and   chatting   with   callers   on   the   radio,   rafe's   unique   blend   of   charm,   wit,   and   genuine   warmth   lights   up   the   airwaves.

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TRENT x ADIDAS

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