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10, 25, and 28?

10. on a plane, do you ask for apple or orange juice?

Apple!!

25. would you say you have good taste in music?

Yes, very eclectic but good!

26. last meal on earth?

My mom’s pork schnitzel, mashed potatoes, red cabbage, mushroom gravy and a salad with fried goat cheese and a super tangy vinaigrette.

Also espresso cake

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6, 9, 26✨

6. do you use a watch

Nope!

9. do you have a skincare routine (and how many steps is it)?

Umm i have a routine i like…should follow but i dont do it much. For nighttime its four. For daytime its like five?

26. how’s your spice tolerance?

Pretty okay! Like i can handle a “medium” at our Indian restaurant pretty well. And i can do hotter if i feel like its worth it.

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Ocd is really hard especially when you see a spider in your bed and then you HAVE to compulsively check your hair, ears and sheets for more

Its horrible and i am so creeped out

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just saw your post about all the hate you receive which, as another girl w/ autism who masked all throughout school, breaks my heart :(( you deserve so much love and i hope you know just how much your writing positively affects ppl! 🤍🤍

Awww you’re sooo sweet!

I really appreciate you and asks like this, its so nice.

❤️❤️❤️❤️

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weirdly specific and unrelated asks to know someone well:

chipotle order?

thoughts on veganism?

a specific color that gives you the ick?

mythical creature you think/believe is real?

favorite form of potato?

do you use a watch?

what animal do you look forward to seeing when you visit an aquarium?

do you change into specific clothes for the house when you get home?

do you have a skincare routine (and how many steps is it)?

on a plane, do you ask for apple or orange juice?

anything from your childhood you’ve held on to?

brand of haircare/bodycare/skincare that you trust 100%?

first thing you’re doing in the purge?

do you think you’re dehydrated?

rank the methods of death: freezing, burning, drowning

thoughts on mint chocolate chip?

an anxious compulsion you do everyday?

your boba/tea order?

the veggie you dislike the most?

favorite disney princess movie?

a number that weirds you out?

do you have an emotional support water bottle?

do you wear jewelry?

which do you find yourself using, american or british english?

would you say you have good taste in music?

how’s your spice tolerance?

what’s your favorite or go-to outfit?

last meal on earth?

preferred pasta noodle?

ask me anything !

leave an ask for the person you reblog it from!

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ya’ll are going to get two new mini fic series

one for dad!joel

and one mean mean mean qz!joel

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PEDRO PASCAL Vanity Fair | July - August 2025

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well i havent watched anything besides episode 1 of TLOU season 2 and now i watched The Price just because it was all joel and it ripped my fucking heart out.

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I love you Carlyn, and if one of these anons decides to turn on you I’ll squirt in their face 🐳🐳🐳

😭😭😭i love you too. Squirting is always encouraged. 🐳🐳🐳🐳

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what do you mean?? :( you’re such a sweetheart, of course people are going to be nice to you! you’re lovely!!

Thanks so much babes! I think its a two fold thing:

I grew up as a high masking undiagnosed autistic girl sooo i had a hard time deciphering when people were being “nice” as a way of being mean later and got burned because of it so i have a guard up and some self worth issues

And two:

I get a lot of hate. I dont answer it but i do so for some reason i’m always scared the nice comments just mean someone is going to be shitty soon. But i do REALLLYYY appreciate the kindness.

It makes it worth it to post on here.

Sending you endless peace and love!

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can you show us a picture of your dog? i'm more of a cat person but i love dogs so much too

What does it say about me that all these nice anons are making me nervous? I feel like the other shoe is going to drop and ya’ll are actually using this info to be mean to me somehow…or theres like some joke i’m missing.

But i’ll just try and trust the kindness of strangers.

Here she is:

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We need more mean mean mean joel

Oh i can do mean mean mean joel. I just dont want people to get upset when he treats reader like shit.

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Showw usss the stuff you have bakedd! Id want to try them. My mom used to bake but now she stopped😕 its sad because i actually miss her baking

Awwww i’m sorry! You should try baking to fill that void❤️❤️

Okay i’ll post some pictures, none of my stuff is particularly pretty but it all tastes quite good.

In order:

1. Orange chiffon cake with homemade raspberry rhubarb compote and white chocolate whipped cream ganache. I made it for easter so theres also chocolate eggs on it

2. Brown butter chocolate chip cookies, added the sprinkles for valentines day

3. Cardamom cookies for Christmas

4. Sourdough bagels

5 &6. Chocolate olive oil cake with cream cheese frosting with home made salted caramel

7. Chocolate espresso cake with chocolate espresso frosting and home made raspberry jam

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Omgg u tap dance? I really want to learn tap dancing but im not sure where to start. I'm impressed with people who tap dances because it seems hard

I tap some yeah! I started as an adult so i’m not like great or anything. I mean, i did a little when i was a wee child but then really started more last year. Its super fun!

I would say look for an adult beginner tap class and just go! And stick with it even id you feel lost at first.

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i was wondering if you would ever be interested in bodyguard! joel ? 😊

Hmmmm i could be persuaded but i dont really have ideas for it. But i do love the power dynamic there. Cause its like…employer/employee but also like big strong caretaker and woman that needs to be taken care of.

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So fucking obsessed with "rent due' fic omfg this is the best fic ive read this month. Thank you for making it long but i wish it was longer because of how good the writting is🤭 i love uu

Omg thank you!

That just means so much to me and is so special to hear.

Maybe i’ll make that joel and reader a series of mini-fics or something.