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I had a reduction four days ago like how does the internet know to show me this depraved shit.

I got a breast reduction lol

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Sometimes your eyes do a thing only instead of seeing the future like Raven, you see the past and it’s you dancing on a speaker and these are the words and I am BEWILDERED.

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‪Bought a floppy drive so as to explore my collection of unlabelled disks. The first one I explore is pics of Beanie Babies in both gif and bitmap format because I guess 1998 me had her priorities in check like I’d say it’s on point for a ten-year-old with undiagnosed OCD.

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when a woman designs an outfit for women VS when men are allowed to do it

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#relatable Forrest Gump (1994) dir. Robert Zemeckis

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So like I watched this shit as a kid and they did a skit about how stepping on the crack will break your mother’s back, and while I was familiar with the phrase, seeing it played out made me genuinely fearful of stepping on cracks.

The Mickey Mouse Club

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Grandma… It’s me, Anastasia!

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The Big Lebowski (1998) dir. Joel and Ethan Coen

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Every time I have to pee at work.

do you ever lay in a position so uncomfortable you can actually feel it damaging your body but ur too lazy to move

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I’m still alive hello everyone

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Anyone else the dumbest bitch alive?

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I literally can’t figure out what this means.