This obviously needed its own post and here it is, a collection of blog posts and resources I have found and used for my own writing, I hope they help you too! Go forth and write that spice!
The Smut Writers Dictionary By @maybeeatspaghetti Seriously, how many different way are there to write cock? Does anyone else wonder if they've used the word 'lips' too many times? Well, this is a good place to start!
The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut This is the first one I found and I go back to it frequently! There's also some great information about specific areas of sex that may not be common knowledge for first time writers!
How to Write Smut By @urfriendlywriter Another great source of information from different verbiage to use and a few tips to hel you along (giggity)
Smut Thesaurus By @prurientpuddlejumper just what it sounds like and you can never have too many words at your disposal.
6 Steps to Writing Better Sex By @chaoschaoswriting If you're at a loss or just want some more help this is antoher fantastic blog!
Writing Prompts NSFW By @seidenbros Need some dialogue? Or a story idea? Have a look!
#100 NSFW/Smut Dialogue Prompts By @a-cure-for-writers-block More? More. This is also a fantastic writing blog with lots to offer!
Intimate + Sexual Headcannon Questions By @petalsprompts Good questions to ask your characters to get to know them better and make more well rounded characters!
Smut & Mature (18+) Master List By @pendarling A great list dialogue prompts, scenarios, and helpful bits!
Poly NSFW Alphabet By @smaoineamhsalach Another great way to get to know your characters and maybe a handful of ideas for story ideas.
Kink Prompts Another from the previous blogger above and I didn't know what half of these are! I'll work on a kink dictionary next!
Writing Smut 101: Overcoming Smut Shame @slightlyrebelliouswriter23 There's a lot to be said for this particular subject! It's hard to write stuff like this, so how do you get over it? Start here!
How to Write a Kiss Scene By @youneedsomeprompts Yes!!! I still struggle with this one! There's a thousand ways to kiss, find your favorite!
Smut Oneliners By @deity-prompts you can never have enough one-liners!!
How to Write a (Great) Sex Scene Another great article for new smut writers
9 Tips for Writing Steamy Scenes More tips to help you wirte good steamy stuff!
How to Write Erotica and a Damn Fine Sex Scene A WEALTH if information on writing, structuring, and helpful tips!
@saradikahas a fantatic blog with graphics for you to use to add some fun to your posts. Things like MDNI Banners, 18+ Content Warnings, Support Your Favorite Writers and Reblog banners! They are free to use but she does ask that you reblog her stuff if you do! She's also a very talented writer and she writes some AMAZING Din Djarin stories!
If you find any other great smut writing resources feel free to tag me so I can add them to this list! Good luck with your writing! Now go write that story and LET THE SPICE FLOW!!!!
Yet another file from the archive, I gotta say, must have been really down bad when I made this one. It's honestly embarrassing but I need to fill a quota of embarrassment, according to my therapist. Who's also my kinda daughter. Not gonna process that right now.
Song: Mamma Mia (Man In River version)
Vocals: Broadway Dirk
Lyrics: cursedGenius
Happy birthday, CrockerBerts, and happy 4/13 to the rest! Thank you for another great Homestuck day! For this wondrous occasion, we bring you a lesser known gem from Horizonanadyomene on YouTube (original: Here)
As well, thanks to our talented caballineToxophallic
The lyrics as they were distributed below the cut:
[ROSE]
All these familiar faces even in a world that is new it still feels like i know you
[KANAYA]
Through seldom-traveled places we began a story with every step and rewrote it with every breath
You know that we
[EQUIUS]
We tried to prove we have the best intentions we tried to understand through education
[SOLLUX]
We tried to live in our imaginations some things don't back down
[DOC SCRATCH]
The water's rising a green horizon
[CALLIOPE]
Maybe you and i will be reborn, too
[CALIBORN]
Well it's been ages a thousand pages imposed on one another but i still remember you
[CALLIOPE]
We are wandering stars in sweet harmony
[DOC SCRATCH]
We're all part of a symphony of a changing universe
[ARADIA]
Us young adventurers
[JADE]
One life to show us what you're made of just drop the fear, jump a tier, find the shade of your soul all reflected around you yes, you will know when you've finally found you
[DIRK]
Each life we might have lived through every part of us still exists; every fragment is endless
[JANE]
This world we've walked on into even when it feels overwhelming, it's just the beginning
[VRISKA]
The water's rising a new horizon maybe you and i will be reborn, too
[ROXY]
Well it's been ages a thousand stages imposed on one another but i still remember you
[ERIDAN]
We are wandering stars in sweet harmony we're all part of a symphony of a changing universe
[JOHN]
From a thousand different worlds on another kind of earth us young adventurers
Well I'm sorry I didn't have the cash, due to, oh I don't know. Living on an island in the middle of nowhere.
[Lyrics by Latoxy // Vocals + Mix by Tex // Dirk Cameo by CL @broadway-dirk]
Dirk never did make that bail for me :(
This is a remake of an OOOLD version I did for @melodyroxy way back in the day :)
Hey!
Shut up and let me go
Only cubes appear like so,
For the last time your clowns are so shit
Now shut up and let me go!
Your plan is just so mean, I bet you knew my death before we met
Now batterwitch you can’t control me
Rogue of void
It’s you who need to listen to me
What’s it all for?
Keepin' me here, cell’s a bore.
I ain’t creatin’, I ain’t helpin’ Ya
I ain’t creatin���, I ain’t helping’ Ya
I ain’t creatin’, I ain’t helpin’ ya
Shut up and let me go, hey!
Shut up and let me go
Don’t wanna be your little show
For the last time its all cubes and bits
Now shut up and let me go
I built a pyramid yeah, and was visited by the heir of breath
Now batterwitch you can’t control me
Rogue of void
It’s me that ought to be bowing down?
You’re not respectable
I want my friends back to normal
I ain’t creatin’, I ain’t helpin’ Ya
I ain’t creatin’, I ain’t helpin’ Ya
I ain’t creatin’, I ain’t helpin’ ya
Shut up and let me go, hey!
Oh,
rogue,
Ro,
Lal.
Hey!
Shut up and let me go
Only cubes appear like so
For the last time you’re a fucking bitch
Now shut up and let me go, hey!
Well, it's not Valentine's Day anymore, but. I was looking through some of my files and found this. The context, I will admit, is a little lost on me, it's got a date that shouldn't exist on it, but there's such emotion here, I thought I might as well share.
Song: Why Do I - Set It Off
Vocals: Broadway Kanaya (@broadwayy-kanaya) and Dirk (@broadway-dirk)
Cover Art: @the-truly-onyxpected thank you so very much
[Original song + lyrics by Kyle Gordon // Artwork by effervescentBlues // Mix and Roxy Vocals by Tex ft. CL as Lil Hal]
Women are their favourite guy ;)
Me n Hal just love 2 b absolute menaces at karaoke (thx to @broadway-dirk for letting me borrow him :P)
Lil Hal:
Alert, alert!
DJ Crazy Times
If you want parties to be making
Have some noise
Bratislava!
All the women in the world
Let me see your beautiful faces
Oh, I've got an idea
World peace!
Roxy:
When the pleasure is a dream on a secret love
And the people wanna make a fun
We are losing control on a floor tonight
Take your heart into a unicorn
If the sky is not green, but the sky is blue
Have a passion in a million way
Touch it, make it twice, beforе I cry
Heaven is a time today
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Lil Hal:
Put your hands up in thе air!
Roxy (and Lil Hal):
All of the dream (C'mon, c'mon)
How does it mean? (Let's go, everybody go)
When the rhythm is glad (C'mon, c'mon)
There is nothing to be sad (That's right, oh, that's right)
Danger and dance (C'mon, c'mon)
Clapping the hands (Electric, electric)
When we out in the space
On the planet of the
Lil Hal:
Bass.
Life, it never die
Women are my favourite guy
Sex, I'm wanting more
Tell the world, "Stop the war"
Boom, hear the bass go zoom
Have a body, feel the groove
Cyber system overload
Everybody movement
Roxy (and Lil Hal):
All of the dream (C'mon, c'mon)
How does it mean? (Let's go, everybody go)
When the rhythm is glad (C'mon, c'mon)
There is nothing to be sad (That's right, oh, that's right)
Danger and dance (C'mon, c'mon)
Clapping the hands (Electric, electric)
When we out in the space
On the planet of the
Dirk:
Bass.
[Spoken]
Lil Hal
Hello, are you at phone?
Roxy
Yes, it's true, yes, it's true
Lil Hal
Are you the girl of the love?
Roxy
Yes, I am a girl
Lil Hal
I love you and feel groove
Roxy
I love you too
Lil Hal
I want the smuppets on the phone
Roxy
I am so alone in the night
Lil Hal
Goodbye
Roxy
Goodbye
Lil Hal
And tonight, I will never die
Roxy
That is good to me as well as that