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How many times is he gonna behead himself?

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Sometimes, you just get tired of all the bullshit you have to do just in order to progress. Sometimes, that comes out in a song.

Fuck the Moon (Fly Me To The Moon) Performed By - Broadway Dirk Lyrics: Little Nii

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Fly me to the moon So I can kick it's fucking ass Let me show you what I've learned In moon-jujitsu class

[Refrain] In other words Catch these hands In other words Coward, fight me

[Verse 2] Fill my heartless void And let me see you just explode You are all I've hated So won't please just go home

[Refrain] In other words Fuck the moon In other words How I hate you

[Verse 3] Fly me to the moon And let me kick it's fucking ass Let me show you what I've learned In moon-jujitsu class

[Refrain] In other words Catch these hands In other words Coward, fight me

[Outro] In other words

I mean, fuck you

Just seriously

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Well what can I say.

I am the stallion.

D --> Noise Warning

D --> With a guest appearance by @broadway-dirk

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I feel seen.

dirk the hedgehog

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Happy Holidays from the Broadwaystuck cast!

Thank you to every one of you guys for another great year! We have a lot in store for 2025, so be sure to keep an eye out! >:)

lyrics:

Tavros: Rockin' around the Christmas tree At the Christmas party hop

Nepeta: Mistletoe hung where you can see Every couple tries to stop

Karkat: Rockin' around the Christmas tree Let the Christmas spirit ring

Sollux: Later we'll have some pumpkin pie And we'll do some caroling

Dirk: You will get a sentimental feeling When you hear

All: Voices singing let's be jolly Deck the halls with boughs of holly

John: Rockin' around the Christmas tree Have a happy holiday

Jade: Everyone dancing merrily In the new old-fashioned way

Calliope: You will get a sentimental feeling When you hear

All: Voices singing let's be jolly Deck the halls with boughs of holly

Aradia: Rockin' around the Christmas tree Have a happy holiday

Kanaya: Everyone dancing merrily In the new old fashioned way 

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I have GOT to get a handle on this narcolepsy.

Its the 3rd eulogy this month alone.

You know humans sleep without sopor slime, right?

Though thank you for the thought regardless. I suppose it's the best eulogy somone alive could ask for.

broadwaystuck after hours 3/?

Call now and you too can get this magnificent eulogy service

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i NEED u to sing old town road PLS

It is done

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me: i need to go into the woods and dig a hole and live there and never talk to another person again

me on a job application: im a naturally social person and have always loved working with people

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It's the day of the day which means that I gotta drop the obligatory post panel full song- big shoutout to my best bro btw, @broadway-dave. Couldn't do it without him.

Still love this pic btw. Took it myself.

Song: Old Town Road (ft. Billy Ray Cyrus)

Performers: @broadway-dirk and @broadway-dave

Art: Me

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OPEN ROLES - 7/4/24

hi guys! glamourAficionado here, updating y'all on the roles situation!

Right now we’re hosting auditions for Gamzee Makara and the Mixers role!

Cast member auditions should be acapella, at least 1 minute long to showcase your range.

Mixer auditions should showcase your ability to combine instrumental tracks with vocals. You must show proper timing as well as the ability to balance volumes between instrumental and vocal tracks. These can be full length songs or snippets over 1 minute.

All auditions are to be sent to broadwaystuckmods@gmail.com and titled with what you’re auditioning for. You must be 18+ to submit an audition. Any questions regarding the process can be sent to that same email or to our ask box!

happy auditioning!! <3

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This obviously needed its own post and here it is, a collection of blog posts and resources I have found and used for my own writing, I hope they help you too! Go forth and write that spice!

The Smut Writers Dictionary By @maybeeatspaghetti Seriously, how many different way are there to write cock? Does anyone else wonder if they've used the word 'lips' too many times? Well, this is a good place to start!

The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut This is the first one I found and I go back to it frequently! There's also some great information about specific areas of sex that may not be common knowledge for first time writers!

How to Write Smut By @urfriendlywriter Another great source of information from different verbiage to use and a few tips to hel you along (giggity)

Smut Thesaurus By @prurientpuddlejumper just what it sounds like and you can never have too many words at your disposal.

6 Steps to Writing Better Sex By @chaoschaoswriting If you're at a loss or just want some more help this is antoher fantastic blog!

Writing Prompts NSFW By @seidenbros Need some dialogue? Or a story idea? Have a look!

#100 NSFW/Smut Dialogue Prompts By @a-cure-for-writers-block More? More. This is also a fantastic writing blog with lots to offer!

Intimate + Sexual Headcannon Questions By @petalsprompts Good questions to ask your characters to get to know them better and make more well rounded characters!

Smut & Mature (18+) Master List By @pendarling A great list dialogue prompts, scenarios, and helpful bits!

Poly NSFW Alphabet By @smaoineamhsalach Another great way to get to know your characters and maybe a handful of ideas for story ideas.

Kink Prompts Another from the previous blogger above and I didn't know what half of these are! I'll work on a kink dictionary next!

Writing Smut 101: Overcoming Smut Shame @slightlyrebelliouswriter23 There's a lot to be said for this particular subject! It's hard to write stuff like this, so how do you get over it? Start here!

How to Write a Kiss Scene By @youneedsomeprompts Yes!!! I still struggle with this one! There's a thousand ways to kiss, find your favorite!

Smut Oneliners By @deity-prompts you can never have enough one-liners!!

How to Write a (Great) Sex Scene Another great article for new smut writers

9 Tips for Writing Steamy Scenes More tips to help you wirte good steamy stuff!

How to Write Erotica and a Damn Fine Sex Scene A WEALTH if information on writing, structuring, and helpful tips!

@saradikahas a fantatic blog with graphics for you to use to add some fun to your posts. Things like MDNI Banners, 18+ Content Warnings, Support Your Favorite Writers and Reblog banners! They are free to use but she does ask that you reblog her stuff if you do! She's also a very talented writer and she writes some AMAZING Din Djarin stories!

If you find any other great smut writing resources feel free to tag me so I can add them to this list! Good luck with your writing! Now go write that story and LET THE SPICE FLOW!!!!

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reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

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reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

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Yet another file from the archive, I gotta say, must have been really down bad when I made this one. It's honestly embarrassing but I need to fill a quota of embarrassment, according to my therapist. Who's also my kinda daughter. Not gonna process that right now.

Song: Mamma Mia (Man In River version) Vocals: Broadway Dirk Lyrics: cursedGenius

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Please reblog this if fanfiction has been beneficial to your mental health.

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Happy birthday, CrockerBerts, and happy 4/13 to the rest! Thank you for another great Homestuck day! For this wondrous occasion, we bring you a lesser known gem from Horizonanadyomene on YouTube (original: Here)

As well, thanks to our talented caballineToxophallic

The lyrics as they were distributed below the cut:

[ROSE] All these familiar faces even in a world that is new it still feels like i know you

[KANAYA] Through seldom-traveled places we began a story with every step and rewrote it with every breath

You know that we

[EQUIUS] We tried to prove we have the best intentions we tried to understand through education

[SOLLUX] We tried to live in our imaginations some things don't back down

[DOC SCRATCH] The water's rising a green horizon

[CALLIOPE] Maybe you and i will be reborn, too

[CALIBORN] Well it's been ages a thousand pages imposed on one another but i still remember you

[CALLIOPE] We are wandering stars in sweet harmony

[DOC SCRATCH] We're all part of a symphony of a changing universe

[ARADIA] Us young adventurers

[JADE] One life to show us what you're made of just drop the fear, jump a tier, find the shade of your soul all reflected around you yes, you will know when you've finally found you

[DIRK] Each life we might have lived through every part of us still exists; every fragment is endless

[JANE] This world we've walked on into even when it feels overwhelming, it's just the beginning

[VRISKA] The water's rising a new horizon maybe you and i will be reborn, too

[ROXY] Well it's been ages a thousand stages imposed on one another but i still remember you

[ERIDAN] We are wandering stars in sweet harmony we're all part of a symphony of a changing universe

[JOHN] From a thousand different worlds on another kind of earth us young adventurers