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Here’s how Patti can still play Jenna

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If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.

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This pic of John Mulaney from the upcoming season of Documentary Now! is honestly too much for me to handle right now

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Choir is weird bc your director can just be like, “this time do it like a melting piece chocolate doing a parkour flip over a park bench” and you’re just like ok and do it

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(;•́︿•̀  ;) h….hewwo…?

  ……. (　•́  ‸•̀｀) hewwo….? is anybodwy hewre…?

*BANG*

｀Σ ( •́△•̀|||)｀ HEWWO?!? HEWWO!!?!!?????

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When ya girl bisexual

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

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me: *gets a boyfriend* finally, after all the years of patiently waiting, the stars have aligned for me to meet this caring, cool dude who i like so much-

me: *remembers i can’t make lonely jokes anymore* fuck

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did humans invent math or did we discover it

does math even exist

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