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me when wait for me ii was released so i could listen to eva’s belt on repeat

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Anti anxiety.

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imagine how epic a camp rock/hsm crossover would have been

like the hsm crew goes to camp rock for the summer and sharpay and megan have a face off

that would have been E P IC

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why is hadestown so GOOD

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a rundown of the poto soundtrack

overture - loud organ playing, bright lights, and the carlotta show

think of me - the carlotta show again, but the phantom tries to scare her away. oh shit! christine can sing???

angel of music - okay so... christine has a literal angel looking over her?? also, meg is being a good bff to her

little lotte/the mirror - uh oh! raoul’s back and he loves christine! so whats the phantom gonna do? oh right! KIDNAP HER and take her to his creepy lair

the phantom of the opera - erik: master manipulator

the music of the night - erik: master manipulator pt.2 ... and also vulnerable?? i guess erik has feelings for christine, too

i remember/stranger than you dreamt it - so christine wakes up from her fever dream... what now? oh yeah, she messes with the scary man with the mask and then he yells at her.

magical lassoo - bouquet’s being a bitch and scaring those poor dancers. oop— ms. giry gives him a piece of her mind.

notes/prima donna - lol we’re so done this these mf letters from this “phantom” but anyway, we’re not gonna listen to the creepy man’s demands, so we’re gonna cast carlotta as the lead instead of christine. oh well what can go wrong??

poor fool, he makes me laugh - so the play starts with carlotta as the lead and christine as the silent paigeboy, but erik, aka the scary man with the mask, takes matters into his own hands. also,,, he kills bouquet lol

why have you brought me here -

raoul: christine you’re crazy, he’s literally just a dude.

christine: but RAOUL. he’s the ANGEL of MUSIC. he s c a r e s me raoul :’(

all i ask of you - raoul and christine express their undying love for each other through a lovely and meaningful song

all i ask of you (reprise) - so, uh, erik heard christine and raoul basically pledge to love each other forever...poor erik :( oh no... he ANGRY. hmm angry or sad??

masquerade / why so silent? - oooo a party!!! ah shit erik ruined the party. again. AND he has ANOTHER opera that he wrote. fun times.

notes/twisted every way - MORE DAMN NOTES. wait— raoul has a plan to capture erik! but he wants to use christine as bait...what does she do?

wishing you were somehow here again - awww christine misses her dad :(

wandering child/ bravo bravo - omg is that her dad speaking to her? nope that’s erik. a dramatic song sung by the love triange of the century: a misunderstood yet dangerous genius, an innocent and indecisive girl, and an overprotective pretty boy

the point of no return - if sex was a song this would be it

down once more/track down this murderer - a 20 min song that entails lust, hate, desperation, fear, and heartbreak :(

****feel free to add whatever you want!

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THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAKE WHEN I SAW POTO

so i was in hollywood and my family and i saw phantom (mind you it was my first time seeing it live) so i was really freakin excited and jumpy. during the aria (carlotta’s aria not christine’s lol), there was a long earthquake. i guess it was an aftershock from the actual earthquake that happened yesterday (july 4th). BUT QUESS WHAT. while the whole fucking theatre was shaking (the chandelier[s] too!), this one bitch stayed seated and was like “omg it’s the phantom!” LIKE BITCH THIS ISNT PART OF THe SHOW??? anyway, the show went on and it was interesting (but good i guess). i do have some thoughts on it but i may keep them to myself lol.

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Two!

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Who do we appreciate?!

Every single person involved in a theater production, not just the main stars becuase without the ensemble, stage/tech crew, orchestra, directors, choreographers, costume designers, and make up artists there would be no show!!!!

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Love, Simon but it’s narrated by John Mulaney

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Fucking stab that reblog button if you hate pedos

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“goddamnit” IM WHEEZING

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My POTO Fanfiction

I’ve seen a bunch of people doing these, so I decided I would too! Why not, right? So here are the phics I’ve written in 2017 (coincidentally all the phics I have published, ever).  

One shots:

Tending Her Wounds- Rated T. Hurt/Comfort & Romance. E/C. Summary: How could one so absolutely, perfectly beautiful feel as if she were not? Christine feels insecure, so Erik comforts her. Modern AU. One-shot. (written for the wonderful @operaofthephantom) 

The Master- Rated M. Romance. E/C. Summary: Erik and Christine have been married for two years, and Erik’s only goal now is to please her as best as he can. Even if it means trying new things. Even if it means playing a certain role. He’d do it, for her. He’d do anything. Strong M rating. Modern one-shot. (or, as I like to call it, the spank fic.) 

Newfound Weapon- Rated T. Romance & Humor. E/C. Summary: Christine has discovered a weakness of her seemingly invincible husband, but what will she do when he counterattacks? Fluffy E/C one-shot. 2004 universe. (written for the darling @phantomoftheoperea)

These Men- Rated M. Romance & Angst. R/C & E/C. Summary: Raoul was warm, handsome, kind; a man she loved dearly. But Erik…Erik was different. Damaged, dark, sad…and yet, every bit as intoxicating as Raoul. Was it possible to love two men equally? Christine doesn’t think she could ever choose between them, and so for now, she won’t. Modern AU. One-shot. RATED M. (may or may not be working on a part two for this phic.) 

Multi-chapter:

No Backward Glances- Rated M. Romance & Drama. E/C. Summary: 2004 film inspired: What might have happened if the Phantom had not received the kiss that caused him to let Christine go free? How will Christine adjust to a life with a man who built their relationship on deception? Will she be able to resist the undeniable attraction between them? Complete/being edited. (first fanfic I ever wrote but I completed it in 2017 so I guess it counts? idk. I’ve decided as of yesterday to edit and rewrite a lot of this phic, so I will repost the link when I finish that as well.) 

Check ‘em out if you feel like it! I am always welcome to criticism, so don’t forget to leave a review if you do decide to read. :) 

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going on a reblogging spree and i absolutely CANT leave this one out

the tears I might have shed for your dark fate……….grow coooooooooooold and turn to tears of h A T E

Christine forgive me please forgive me I did- farewell- it all for you and aaaallllll for nothing!!!! –llen idol and false friend- too late for turning back too late for prayers and useless pity! 

saaay you- all hope of cri- love him- es for help- and my liiiiiife is ooo- no point in fiiiiiGHTING

for either you choose he- you- has to- cannot wiiiiiin 

so do you end your days with me or do you send him to his GRAVE- why make her lie to you to saaaaaaaaave meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Paaaaa- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- st the point of nooo- of mussssic- return- pity’s sake- whoooo- Christine say no- deserves this- don’t throw your life away!!!- his life is now the prize which you must earn… 

I fought so hard to free you……

you’ve- aaaaaaaaaaaan- passed the point- gel of- of noooo- muuuuuusic- return- you deceived me….

I gave you my mind blindly

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this makes my laugh EVERYTIME

One of my favorite things about PONR in the 2004 movie is how when Christine and Erik were wading through sexual tension and getting cozy with each other Raoul was fucking crying in his box at the same time

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reblogginG AGAIN bc it’s just too good

The Phantom of the Opera (25th anniversary)

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The Phantom of the Opera (25th anniversary)

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the boomer dream: i want to be a millionaire when i grow up!

the millennial dream: i want to be able to afford a house when i grow up

the gen z dream: i hope i die before i graduate high school

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“i see how you look at my sister”