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QUICK BRAIN MOMENT

Wait so I'm re-reading the old facts while doing new ones and I noticed:

like Ukyo: when he was little because of his likeliness with Miwa he was mistake for a girl. Then 20 somthing years later HIS YOUNGER BROTHER "comes out" (always into quotes because the trans doesn't say it literally like this) that he loves wearing women clothing and acting like one.

Couldn't young and easily irritated Ukyo think his brother wanted to humiliate him again or mock him? And until they cleared that up, Ukyo fully accepted Hikaru's individuality?

I really wish they made a short regarding that because Ukyo×Hikaru pairing is more intersting the more you look at it

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Canon facts about Hikaru Asahina (to update)

Slyiest fox of the family kssksks a.k.a THE MOST PROBLEMATIC brother

God of provocation and manipulation

Like the Do-S line (Ukyo,Tsubaki and Fuuto), I’d put him as King of Sadism.

Did I say sadism? Oh maybe it could be cruelty too lmao

Sharpest tongue in this world. 0 filter lmao

Even his own brothers don’t fuck with him

Blackmail is his forrte and he won’t hesitate to use it

he seems to be the only one to calm Fuuto in 000.2sec

His mind and mouth are one. Reading the reviews and translations I was pleasantly surprised and frustrated

He’s a teaser to the extreme IT���S BULLYING

Massive pervert (but that runs in the family)

Like he’s the worst combo: genetic horny+ foxy + sadist. He was made by Satan. Or might be the devil himself...

No really Fuuto is faaaaaaaaaar behind this mad man

He’s morally bankcrupt

He “came out” as a cross dresser first to Ukyo

Hikaru a senior towards Ema, Yuusuke and Fuuto since he graduated from the same High school.

Has been bullying Ukyo ever since they are adults. And loves to cockblock him ksksksks. That’s why Ukyo hate him

He gets super stressed when the deadline for a manuscript is close

Due to the stress he hermits

and lives off instant noodles (he’s a pro lol)

 thus he doesn’t clean.

Aaaaaaaaaand his appart ends up being complete CHAOS

His pen name (Asakawa Hikaru) isn’t well known, because noir books are a minor genre

He will do anything to have new material (inspiration) for his novel

On the “why” he cross dresses he tells Ema he’s not a transsexual and merely does it to gather information on stuff (there's nothing wrong with being trans but think about it. The manga aired in 2013 and Asia doesn't have an “open” view on sexuality. It’s sad this part of him resumed through as just “a thing” but that’s me)

Because his characters are mostly criminals

He still enjoys women fashion and all that. I think he’s curious about cute stuff the most (often goes to cosmetic shops and loves to go shopping)

but he’s fine as a man too so (kinda frustrating because he looks good in both sexes. God doing favoritism is--)

I think he has sight problems since he used to wear glasses in high school and still does when he’s writing

But he’s pretty observant

He reads people. That man isn’t human

He has interest in nail art ( and Louis is good at it)

His type of women are “interesting women”

Hikaru’s favorite beverage is wine

His favorite part about himself is his hair, waist and hips.

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Everyone is so horny or thirsty in that anime/manga. But nobody takes into account Miwa Asahina has 13 SONS. She's the thristiest.

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I apologize

We kinda had a crazy year. All of us, this pandemic has made lots of things more difficult and changed our normal lives.

I will be honest, I didn’t really think nor cared about this blog. Both because of personal reasons and because I’m a professional procrastinator.

I have drafts that are ready and for the moment only one is finalized. And I plan t post it soon (impulsively).

I apologize for my lack of “devotion . Nobody deserves to wait a full year like that.

I apologize for ghosting you on this blog.

I apologize, I’m sorry.

- Izzy

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Some advice pls, because i'm lost:

Should I do the brothers canon facts in order or just keeping on doing freestyle?

I'm currently binging 3 brothers (Masaomi, Yuusuke and Kaname) routes and CAN'T DECIDE 😧😫.

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doudecim replied to your  post 

“Yaaaas! Thank you for this, this man deserves so much more! He is so beautiful, talented and 100% husband material. I'm so happy to find a fellow Ukyo fan here”

YES!!!!! YOU’RE WELCOME,hehe! My dream hubby hasn’t the recognition he deserves TT Thank you so much for repling 😍 Have a nice day.

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Ukyo REAL CANON facts (to be updated the day I'll be able to use Tumblr. Correctly

I love Ukyo so much haha (will try to do the other bros promised) but it doesn't seem people love my hubby as much TT.

I did these by binge reading the game translation and rewatching the anime! So I might have misunderstood or misread some sentences... I'm sorry haha err.

So here, stuff nobody asked...

Was always mistaken for a girl when he was little. Regardless of how manly he dressed he was always confused as a girl. (And hated it 😂)

Embarrassed of his butt because it is round and soft like a peach. He even called it Momo🍑 (Peach in Japanese).

Doesn't like sweet things.

Soba noodle obssesed. (He even started to make them himself. And when he starts... it never ends)

Closed pervert.

Competitive af.

Jealous and possesive af.

Good-Two-Shoes Sexually repressed man

Hot blooded man (like Tsubaki and Yuusuke)

Dislikes bad manners (such as spying, looking through his stuff without permission)

Had no high school friends in high school and always studied in the school library alone TT

Has made friends in college and some are his co-workers

Dated a stinky, disgusting, individual called Amamiya Reiko in college. That bitch was a last year and he was just behind her. When he heard rumors that the hoe was cheating on him with older lawyers. She confirmed the rumors and finally revealed she was doing that for status, knowledge and connections. Ukyo failed his exams and got to a smaller firm while the slut git in a bigger firm with bigger cases and income? Ukyo hates that part of his life. And finds himself pitful

Masaomi says he's bad at reading women

Seems to dislike video games

Loves reading books about law and ?

Isn't close to any of his brothers TT (not Hikaru. He literally hates Hikaru because he makes fun of him and embarass him? Hikaru is closer to Kaname)

He wants the best for his brothers (he loves them but there all "fools"😂 )

Quiet frank I have to say, he doesn't turn around the pot?

The moment he nags get ready to not hear the end of it (apparently horns grow out whenever he gets pissed)

Ukyo came to know about Iori's ex girlfriend story recently and is very worried about him

Finds Kaname reliable (for some reason more than Masaomi too)

Jealous of Kaname because of his popularity with women

Looks out for Wataru a lot since he's the youngest

Very good tutor and teacher

Quiet stubborn (if your sad and you don't want to tell him what makes you dad he will use his lawyer skills, mommy skills, brother skills even promises to make you talk. Will evn tell you he'll kiss you of you don't talk. He's very good at it apparently.)

Don't lie infront of him. Sixth Sense+ lawyer powers

Great listener

Very observant (Fuuto nicknames him 4 eyes)

His type is reliant and hardworking woman. He seems to like cute expressions. Someone attentive

Likes to watch Musicals and classics

Doesn't like romance books because he can't understand nor sympathise with the characters

Indecency makes him irritated/pissed haha as if he wasn't lowkey about his

Would literally hit you with a frying pan

Is the type to come wayyy to earlier to a place you both decided to meet up

Is very busy with the house chores and his job

Would ~punish~ you for misbehaving

Always wakes up first

Seems to have a sadistic streak

Strict with his brothers grades

Nicknamed Kyou-nii by his younger bros

He is a "fearsome figure" in the eyes of his younger brothers also one of the reasons why he isn't close to anyone

Favorite tea is Barley Tea

Can play piano

Bye byeee 🦑 have a nice day!

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R18 warning

Ukyo nsft headcanon facts nobody asked:

On the outside he is all serious, rafined and mature. Yet, and uncontrollable fierce beast hides under the polished ends:

He loves boobs. His brothers insist on it a lot so yeah.

Secret part of the "square perverts" (Kaname, Hikaru, Tsubaki and Fuuto). He just hides it

First above all he's a goody-two-shoes Kaname version.

UKYO IS A BOOBMAN

Would degrade and defile you in the bedroom, but love you and treat you like a queen outside

Must have a thing for necks, napes and collarbones

If you misbehave, brace yourself for the punishment

Talks filthy dirty. When I say filthy IT IS FILTHY

That man has no patience, get on his nerves and 0.03sec later your naked

Has a lot of mental strenght when single but I doubt it would stay unwavering after dating

Would like to experiment lots of things and is open to his lover. Curiosity turns him on(don't trust that wolf he will defile you)

His kisses are always passionate

If he did it on impulse: he's devouring you. Aggressive, domineering, and harsh. Making you know with that kiss alone the moment he has you in his hands, he won't let you go tonight

Of he did it softly: they are soft and affectionate. Very slow even soothing. You're left blushing/in a daze after.

Making love is HARD but passionate. He will tell you sweet nothings and how you are the world to him

Holds your hand or caresses you while looking lovingly into your eyes like a puppy

Having sexy or fucking is the opposite

That's what you get when he's frustrated, bottles up things, gets irritated or angry,..

A crazy Ukyo

He will LITERALLY ATTACK YOU

0.002 sec your panties are somewhere

Ripped on the floor, down to one leg, to Mars...

You won't think about it now

Or rather he won't let you think about it

He's claiming you as his

And all the controled and vigilant sides of him are gone

Right now he's fucking the lights out of you

Telling filthier FILTHIER IF NOT R18 THINGS THAT EVEN YOU WOULD BE EMBARRASSED TO HEAR

He's defiling you

Not caring about the sounds you make

Rightnow, he's claiming your pussy as his

Best moment to try out kinks

He's in his wildest side

(Asahina hot-blood line with Tsubaki and Yuusuke)

Oh god how glorious would he look.

Half naked with his pants down his legs and his belt clicking

Sweating like crazy

His suit all wrinkly his hair all down

Trying to keep quiet

Blushing but intense eyes

Telling you he won't share you

or naked

His soft peachy booty flexing harshly

Glasses off

Unruly hair

Face buried in your neck making love bites and hickeys

Moaning loudly each time your squeezing him

Telling you he's owning you

Your his and no one else

I see him being a moaner rather that a growler

He's so into it

Focusing on your breast

Wanting to see your face above all and all the cute expressions you do

Dirty Talk (Filthy)

That man has no restraint

He will describe everything

From how warm,soft, hot or tight you feel

To the sounds your p*ssy makes when he thrusts into you

How salty your skin tastes

How wonderful, sticky or the amounts your love juices are

All the filthy things he wants to do to you

How crazy you make him feel

He's all about protection

The rare times you don't would be after you two became serious (just for fun)

Or when he's having a feral episode

Sucking him off

Your power play or spoiling him

He's stressed out?

Suck him

He's irritated?

Suck him

He's happy?

Suck him

He just won a case?

Suck him

He succeded doing soba noodles?

Suck him

He just smiled?

Guess what, yeah

SUCK HIM

His tip, the back of his cock and his balls are sensitive

Deep throat feel incrdible but you chocking is a major turn off

Hold your hair

If he's still capable to to think straight

But when he's cumming?

He's face fucking you full force while moaning he's cumming

That mans a beast

His cum is bitter (he never eats sweets)

Loves to cum on your chest, stomach or face

Without control would be inside the legs or right above your pussy

Positions

MUST SEE YOUR FACE

Too bad that without glasses he's blind kekekekeekeeeekekeek

Missionary

Cowgirls

Sitting

On the wall, door,fridge, window,...

Anywhere as long as he can see your cute  face

If he can see your face he can see your breast

Touch them lick them, grab them, suck them, bite them,...

Boob man.

That man is super competitive

Talk about tour ex or how good a man can gsgshsh you he's on post to prouve you HE can easily do it

(Asahina hot blood)

Aftercare

Water bottle?

Snacks?

Hot towel?

Clothes?

Resting?

Anything that man is your butler

Will kiss you until you tell him to stop

Doesn't mind doing nothing at all with you

As long you are there

Tell him you love him and him only

Tell him how self sufficient and important he is for you

Tell him all the stuff he needs to hear

Tell him how much you appreciate him

But don't hesitate to pester him on his high sex drive and crazy nature

Laugh with him

Cry with him

Comfort that man

Be his best friend

Be his confident and ally

His partner in crime