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That’s right.

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ngl if i was a elphephant id whip that thing around crazy style

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Dobby Pussy Indulgence

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dog goes gorp

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Fearless praying mantis

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had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

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Monica Bellucci by Helmut Newton for Blumarine Spring 1993

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21 FILMS OF THE 21ST CENTURY Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

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a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

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randomly remembered “i have d cups, grandpa. the waitress thinks you have dementia” tonight so i decided to find the original tweet again and

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they should make a weed strain called get up bitch clean your apart ment