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Welcome to NYADA! Where everything regularly blows up, and the points don’t matter. I’m your host, Brody Weston, imploring you to step over the dead bodies, not on them. Respect the dead.

Well I’m finally moved in. That was way more exciting of a move in than I expected.  Intro time. I’m Rory Flanagan of the Flanagan Clan. I’m excited to be here and hope to meet all of you soon.

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aquaevans·:

You’ve just noticed?

These sound offs to make sure we made it out alive is happening way too often now.

Here, I was at work in the marketplace when it got hit. So yeah…right smack dab in the middle. 

How about you, are you alright? I noticed on my way back that Notos was destroyed.

Just noticed I don’t have a place to sleep? Nah, caught onto that one pretty quick. It’s hard to overlook a campus in ruins. Just now getting to the sound off, that’s all. Glad to hear you’re alright, Evans. Anything to say that the news won’t give us? Rotting monsters, hypnotic music?

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This is my official acceptance speech: all of you were right, this campus is insane. I’d like it to be known that Magical Harvard is in one piece right now. Just remember that the next time you’re cheering on the Dragons in the rubble that is Undique.

But hey, honestly, can I get a sound off? Who’s alive? Which one or all of you were right in the middle of all of that?

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Crower

@trickstersantana: Oh my God, you too, are with all that #FreeTheBerry thing? Is this the "Give Rachel all the undeserving attention she wants" party? She has a boyfriend Witcher, she's not going to do you

[Writes Santana, knowing pretty well complaining about the hastag with the hastag just gives more attention and publicity and affects the algorith so it most likely keeps trending.]

@brodylectric: @trickstersantana "She has a boyfriend" is this a reminder for me, or for you? #SantanaWantsTo #FreeTheBerry #FromFinn

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Crower

@brodylectric: #FreeTheBerry

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trickstersantana replied to your post:

Did you got it? It’s your butt like a pikachu now?

Ya caught me, Trickster. My ass discharges at 100 watts.

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hey brody do you know about electric bums

It’s a serious affliction, and you shouldn’t mock those who suffer from it.

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My heart has always beat thunderstorms instead of blood.

Gabriel Gadfly, Supercell (via books-n-quotes)

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Judge Clarington, what an absolute pleasure to have you on campus! May I ask why you signed Hunter Clarington? Is this a new trend within the UMC, in an attempt to be more personable? I must say, for someone of your age and stature, you keep up with trends remarkably well.

It would be an absolute honor if you would join me at Golden Amrita this week. We could discuss current events over champagne and fine dining.

So I know what you’re thinking

‘I thought we got rid of this jackass’, well, I feel inclined to report the contrary. 

Although, I must admit that I have indulged in far-away amusements for some time in between putting the finishing touches on the Oasis closing and coming back to NYADA. That was irresponsible of me. Too easy. But here I am now, so… better late than never, I hope. 

If anyone would like to fill me in on what exactly has been going on in their lives, or around these parts in general, it would be greatly appreciated. 

Signed, as always, with my best, 

— Hunter Clarington 

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Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

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These two??

Of course, you would. Why am I not surprised?

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Rumors? Well, I heard Amber D’Allessio made out with a hotdog, and Bethany Byrd has an amazing ability to suppress her gag reflex.

[EDIT: Title and most of it deleted] Undead Big Monster: Open Investigation

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Alright, let’s get to the bottom of this and share information, shall we? Pictures, vids, rumours, anything. Those are the exam notes I know of or hear about. I didn’t see all of them. But people told me about it. If you know more, share.

Alright, let’s get to the bottom of this and share information, shall we? Pictures, vids, rumours, anything. Those are the criatures I know of or hear about. I didn’t see all of them. But people told me about it. If you know more, share. 

1. Three Headed Shadow Wolf. Saltus Forest, NYADA, New York, USA. Midnight, October 31th, 2016. Halloween. Asked a bloodline witch to read a spell.

2. Big Humanoid Rotten Flesh with Tiny Head. Liberty Island, New York, USA. After midnight. January 1st, 2018. New Years. Asked a bloodline witch to read a spell.

3. Flying Thing. Times Square, New York, USA. After midnight. January 1st, 2018. New Years.

4. Blob that turned into people’s mothers. Fairfield Hills State Hospital, Newtown, Connecticut, USA. Night. July 29th, 2017. July-a-thon Fun Hospital party. Asked a bloodline witch to read a spell.

5. Dragon of Zerzura. Zerzura, Egyptian-Libyan Border. January 27th, 2019. Field Mission. Asked a bloodline witch to read a spell.

6. White Bird Frozen Bitch. [Added the drawings Elliott and Dani did of her of with no source whatsoever] Ellsworth Mountains, Antarctida. February 23th, 2019. Field Mission. Didn’t ask for a spell.  

All of them look undead or have a linking to it. Most of them ask for a spell, say something about not be able to kill what’s already dead, and mention something about sewing. I’m investigating about the dragon, as he said he lived before. Share if you find any clue of him or that bird bitch (you can check her portraits) having a life before. We might get close to the truth.

PS: The world is ending on May for some tree related bullshit, so be careful! Happy April’s Fools!

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If it isn’t my emotional support buddy. How’ve you been? Holding up? Sleeping well?

I’d be happy to accept your friendly challenge, Mr. Anderson.

Dear kind sir or madam, may I ask in this fair spring day...

…and it may be an odd request and a little unlike me to suggest, but will you duel me? 

I know you know it appears like it doesn’t quite fit: Blaine Anderson and an arranged engagement in combat go as well together like a sea sponge and a firecracker! 

But rest assured, I’ve no thrill for fighting for the sake of fighting – instead I’d turn the paradigm thus – it’s exam season right now at NYADA, and I don’t know about you but I’ve been studying the nights away in a crushingly cramped library desk. Wouldn’t you like a way to let off steam as I do? 

So… may I suggest to you (yes, you!) to duel me in a friendly match! It’ll be great practice for both of us for upcoming classes…? Well, let me know, my fine colleagues! Let’s face each other as equals, please.

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|･ω･｀) Hay! You should be careful with that Santana Lopez. I heard she pretends to be friends with humans to foal them and eat them later!!! ( ⁰д⁰)

I have heard I’m a “snack.”

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alyricalberry‌:

Thank you, Mr. Brody Weston. Though you don’t have to put ‘Bloodline’ in front of my name. It sounds so strange like that.

I’m not sure if I should be making any political alliances in a public forum but that seems like something I could agree to. I’ve been a fan of what the Westons stand for in the UMC, even before all of this happened.

Right, right sorry. I remember, it’s Rachel Barbra Berry 🌟

Color me flattered. I’ll let dear ol’ dad know you’re a fan, the next time I deign a trip to the UMC worth it. Maybe when I go write our official political alliance in the Book of Official Political Alliances. It has to be a thing, right?

Happy New Year everyone!

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