brogito

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forever i am wishing they explored the politics of the sylvari post mordremoth more

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weirdgirl

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My rose girl for Valentine's day

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as the sun sets / i really want to run into it

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updated portrait for my diva..u were so difficult to get right. i wish i could write like a lore blurb here but atp she's all vibes and no story structure

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i feel yurious............. @riessene

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guild wars 2 players QUICK show me how many transmutation charges you have

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"Marshal of the Pact Trahearne"

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as someone who plays both gw2 and ffxiv I can't imagine describing shadow of the mad king to someone who plays xiv only. halloween in xiv is like here's a silly little sidequest that gives you some glam armor or a minion, maybe an emote if we're feeling like mixing it up this year. and then gw2's like here's a maze that we run around for hours on end killing the same mobs over and over to get trick or treat bags and candy corn. these are some of the best items for flipping on the market for profit and you can make hundreds of gold in a handful of hours. every so often everyone in the maze stops to kill a skeleton with a chainsaw the players have named steve. it's considered good etiquette to be under-geared so enemies die slower and everyone gets a chance to tag for loot. here's a jumping puzzle that only takes a couple minutes to complete but even veteran players struggle with it. in lore halloween started because a human king went insane and killed his family and then was executed by his subjects. he is now a minor deity and comes to the mortal realm to play simon says. his greatest adversary is a flamboyant zombie dictator that you killed years ago but the king's minions created a fake version of him because the king was depressed.

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halloween is THE guild wars 2 holiday. come with me, we’re going to run around in circles in a decrepit, hallowed nightmare dimension, killing plastic spiders and glow-in-the-dark skeletons and candy corn elementals. the looming ghosts of a deposed pumpkin-headed king and the lich who wanted to fuck you so bad before your daughter ate him for breakfast are going to make gay passive-aggressive digs at each other every other minute like you’re not even there. sometimes steve is there too

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inner nayos studies

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wee fella. loml. (puts him through the grinder)

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every year I am a fool

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guy who makes weapons

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New npc. Christine Grise, Shining Blade exemplar and ambassador. She has severe resting cry face.

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I have a poll for the gw2blr!!!!

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watching gw youtube and realising that the ppl on there are actually participating in guild wars while i follow them around trying to get xp for my outfit skins

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Into the Janthir Wilds