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have a yaoiful day everone 💖

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the one time i tried to be high on shrooms in public it was in olympia i walked into this coffeeshop and ordered a medium thai tea and the barista says, “are you sure you dont want a large? everything is the same price.” and in my bewilderment i looked up at the drink board and literally everything was $2.65

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NEW KATAMARI GAME!!!! ONCE UPON A KATAMARI!!!! COMING IN OCTOBER!!!!! FOR SWITCH, PS5, XBOX AND STEAM!!!!!!!!

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girl you don't have to. i get it

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being a 27 or 28 year old man whos getting into going to cons and cosplaying feels like this

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*before closing an incredibly lucrative land management contract with 20 conservative japanese businessmen, getting these texts on my phone* U HAVE 2 COME HOME. PHILIP UR PIG W BIG BALLS SAT DOWN AND SAT TOO HARD ON HIS BIG BALLS. wont stop screaming

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I just like him

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i tend to be generally fearless to a bit of a fault but today i experienced a split second of absolutely primal terror

i was coming home from a hike and was in the mountains waiting for a train to pass so i could cross the tracks. i briefly looked up to look at the train as it approached because i understand the appeal of a good train. i was met with this sight, actively approaching me

my sense of fight or flight is pretty dormant but it hit me so hard i felt vaguely nauseous for five minutes. i sat there in my car looking like id seen someone get shot. for some reason my brain could not process thomas and all i knew was that suddenly my world was very different and very, very frightening

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Sketch from Crashbox!!

Wow, what a funny looking guy! And another niche one, because pictures of this character are hard to find. Hope these satisfy you! I love making graphics of characters I know probably don’t have any already, it makes me feel like I’m doing something special, hehe.

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the amount of times this year alone that I've wanted to pull up a screenshot or short clip of trent lane from daria saying "but we're thinking of changing the name" in reference to his band only to find that no one alive has ever uploaded such a thing

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The Order of The Stick is such a good webcomic because the party will kill a bunch of kobolds on like page 2 and then by page 200 this guy shows up like "you killed my cousin Kobo. luckily for both of us he sucked. I'm gonna help u with this diplomacy sidequest" and then by page 2000 it's like "I'm a girl now and got so good at diplomacy I rule a kingdom. you knocked over a domino on page 500 that led to half my kingdom being destroyed. allow me to demonstrate the stages of grief" and Belkar will say "wow, this book, the fifth in our series, is gonna win so many awards" and it's a webcomic of stick figures on my phone

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And we will all go together when we go What a comforting fact that is to know Universal bereavement (An inspiring achievement!) Yes, we all will go together when we go!

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rest in peace tom lehrer :(

he kept it real until the end