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dr robby your pathetic nature and hangdog expressions have captivated me

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guy who wouldn’t even notice they’ve been sex pollened with all the repressed lust they’ve got going on

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watching Seven Samurai

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struggling to comprehend the scale of the mistake I almost just made

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not always but on ao3, mostly yes

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shout out to I will follow you into the dark for being the song of all time. death cab for cutie just nailed it. there's never been a song as much as I will follow you into the dark. it's so song. like?? hello?? if heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied, illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs, if there's no one beside you when your soul embarks, I will follow you into the dark. that's all there is to it.

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We often talk about "ludonarrative dissonance" in terms of morality and situations like "the story says violence is bad, but the gameplay enables and encourages you to kill things" but my actual fave version of it is "the story says you have a very serious plot-relevant time-sensitive thing to do, but the gameplay enables and encourages you to buzz off into the world and search for collectibles for five weeks"

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— 6:59 AM by Shane Koyczan

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poppies, my love // gouache in the sketchbook

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baby pangolins look like an adorable creature someone made up for a fantasy/sci-fi series. just a sweet polite little alien type of beast wearing a nice little scalemail outfit

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i cannot personally imagine a worse place to do hockey fandom than twitter. your tweets get pushed into random algorithms and suddenly straight men are trying to argue with you over your emotional support fourth liner’s stats or your funny joke pic about getting travis konecny pregnant ends up on elliotte friedman’s timeline. people get into for real fights over there that imply there is an actual moral failing if you don’t ship their blorbos and i know this because it shows up on MY timeline. and i don’t even use twitter for hockey stuff the algorithms know juuust enough to blast “there is something ontologically evil about the edmonton oilers” onto my feed and the tweet has 46k views and 3k quote retweets and at least one person in the replies arguing very seriously that disliking connor mcdavid is due to misogyny in hockey culture. even the people i agree with i disagree with. it’s crazy over there you couldn’t pay me to make a hockey twitter

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yes waiter one toxic thighfucking premature ejaculation crying yaoi please

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One of the greatest additions to a post ever

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“so did the vampire get the job?” actually the interviewer got the vampirism. yeah. yeah he’s having gay vampire sex and everything

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his sexuality crisis would NOT involve him researching micro-identites to find the exact one to label his attraction. he's a forty year old man, he's calling himself gay and never thinking about it again