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The Hermitage by Alphonse Mucha

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Not to be a Boomer but your social media should be your own space, not something employers are allowed to look at to judge you beyond the qualifications stated in your resume and cover letter

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Just worked a wedding and was informed in the beginning that the grooms brother was a famous hockey player, and I was like whatever that’s not my kinda celebrity, but at the end of my shift I decided to look him up and found

a) several TikTok edits

b) several TikTok edits shipping him with other hockey players

And so I decided to look him up on the REAL indicator of fame and

I want to extend a formal apology I had no idea I was in the presence of an actual celebrity

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everybody wants his meep

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ok so. I've been thinking. what if leia's "thing" is that she's imperceptible in the force. like, she's so innately powerful at shielding, she's just not there. Anakin didn't know padme was having twins because he literally couldn't sense leia's presence. yoda and obi-wan were fine with bail taking leia because they couldn't perceive her thoughts, even as an infant. neither reva nor vader could penetrate her mind. she spent years in the senate alongside palpatine and he had no idea she was force sensitive. the only person who can see leia for who she really is is the one who has been there from the beginning — luke.

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you know how some people sleep with guns or knives under their pillows for protection? KEEP YOUR KNIGHT IN YOUR BED INSTEAD!! FOR SAFETY REASONS!! THAT'S YOUR LIVING WEAPON!!!! #mylivingweapon

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one thing about hockeybloggers is that they love when their tags make someone type 'toronto hockey amulet tavares' into their search engine. it makes them feel powerful, kind of like some sort of magical token or item

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its just me and my eight million craft and art supplies against the world

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well im fucking the cursed amulet. so mind your business

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a comment a day keeps the insanity at bay

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that’s it. that’s Jet Lag The Game

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did you seriously just let it linger

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plane tickets should be Free if you miss yuor friends